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funny how Earp makes more sense when he's drunk...

just kidding... kinda...

OHHHHHH easy for Ya to sa?

Im not as dunk as Ya thin I asmy!:p

Oh well The Legden lives on!:D

ur not kidden?

tom drunk? lol that's only slightly less of a shocker than me being drunk! which I am not, but lemme finish this last glass of wine and I will be!!!!!!!

drunnnnnnnnnnnnikkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

hahasenior formal wsa fun.. good times... wited fora time to ligeitmealy post i n here.


ti bed igo.

wow

41 pages of drunkness & counting....

maybe its the resolution you set your PC to... cause my screen says 16 pages.

still thats a lot of drunkness.

haiku??
 

bMonday is the new Thursday in summer.
Margarita drips on my beige shoes look purple.
It spilt all down my leg.

traditional haiku: 5-7-5
drunk ZTAMich haiku: 10-12-6

:confused:
(can we get a :drunk: smilie?)

Iknow this thread is old, but I really meaded it

so...VIVA LA THREAD!

wow, that was lame

:D
OH LORDY it's been a cray-zay night....


I wanted to post in the "what you had for dinna" thread....but all I had for dinna was vodka....

Have an amazing weekend allzyalls :D :D ;) :D

i had an absolut blast this weekend, now to relax to adult swim
you people on greekchat seem nice today, not as much yelling at each other or racial tension good job being civil

oh my god........i am so drunk.... i'm like mehimgway or some shit.

i totally saw al franken tonight at borders1! but was mad because i on't really like al franken and i was just tryi ngto buy some dvds.

i took a picture of him in his cab on my camera phone, but all you see is the cab. i was surprised he didn't have a driver or "people" or wharever.

this threwad is old...but i'm tipsy. and it's only 10:27 am . Yes, there was a fraternity event today, but we lost :( 3-2. it's okey, we'll get you next time!!!! (if therer is a next time!) but i am glad we played they invited us to paly as alums! tya!

Bump, but I'm only slightly tipsy.

YAY for New Belgium finally being sold in Iowa! 1554 not bad, though I do think I like the Fat Tire a little better., and YAY for Milk stout!

wow. this is awesome.

Why the eff did I decide to drink on a Monday?? Tomorrow at work is going to be HELL!!!

Meanwhile, it took me 15 min. to type this post, because even after drinking a whole bottle of Shiraz, I'm still a grammar nazi. Go figure.

I may have to edit tomorrow.

I think you're good sis.

had a few vodka martini's after work wearing about 3 layers b/c its so cold outside... and inside.... i hate con-ed for being so expensive and having to wait to turn the heat on until absolutely necessary...

*bump*

Because I'd be too drunk to use the search function this weekend. And posting here is better than posting on your chapter's E-Mail Server and having all your brothers witness your online drunken rants.

My vodka's all gone!!! :( SoCo or Rum???????

Rum is fine as long as it is 23 year old Ron Facapa Centenario:)
\_/ \_/ :D

Oh, my...

Ok so i am a huge football and hockey fan but guess what neither of them are in season. I have hated baseball but lately I've been making a genuine effort to try to like the sport. so tonight i told my friend jeff we are going to this sports bar to watch nats and bucs. obviously, in suburban maryland, youd think that the nats would be on. no. we even asked the waitress and she was like ," no sorry we dont have the channel." wtf its local network tv betch. they didnt have the red sox/o's game on either. LAME.

Never knew this thread existed. I like posting in the CA gay thread when I'm hammered.

God blessed Coors Light.

HA! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. Drunk OTW posts seem like it was forever ago.

I miss Jules and Jesus H. Christ.

-OTW
(who is at work and obviously NOT drunk, LOL)

Back in the day we had a term for ALL Coor's products:
Colorado Piss Water. And Light was not even on market yet!
But to be fair, another term for another beer was Rolling Rust.

On this exact day, next month, I will turn 30!!!! Woo gloroiouus 30 and it will be in a bellagio suite at the bellagio!!! Woo hoo!!! I will be blowing up the i'm drunk thread then for sure!! Vegas BABY FOR BITTHDAY!!!



But dfior now...now is sad time....we are moving to West Virginia in 2 weeks and this is the oast weekend i get with my family. We had daddy-daughter cocktail hour, and up next is mommy-daughter cocktail hour. It's sucks to say good bye so much. Hence all the vodka tonics. eVERTY FEW YEARS MRrn GETS Ajob and then we move away from family or friends.And thus, the increase in alcohol consumoptation.

This post could really go round all night if i legt it, but i;m gonna not ;t it,not gonna let it.
drunk in pm fo sure!!!

It is my birthday... and all three of my friends canceled on going out tonight, so I am at home drinking wine watching lifetime... I am 5 cats and a vagina away from being a cat lady. This is so depressing

Happy Birthday a.e.B.O.T. :)

Happy B-Day-It is mine as well!
Happy Flag Day!

Why has it been nearly two months since this was updated?!?! It's Sunday, so I'm bumping. Oh and I'm drinking Jack and Coke but it's not really Jack because my parents buy Seagrams instead.
Wtf, who drinks on a Sunday night? I need to get a life.
Oh, and I <3 GC!

OOOH! ME!!! I drink on a sunday night!!!

This thread is possibly the best evaaaaaa!!!

I'll tell you wahts sad:; I am drunk at home with my parents present just because i thought it would be fun to pull a fast1, so I've been drinking my white tewuila in a water bottle acrost the room and they haven't noticed that im smashed. *two thumbs up*:D:D:D:D:D

oh and we're watching live free die hard... kick.ass.movie.

so,d i was dgifted some absenthe from a friend... wellls a few shots later.... SOOOO drunk, wow so drunk

2 for 1 happr hour.

now ei'm wating for my friend to get in from SFO! SO RXICTED.

i called some peorple to let sthe drinksing conte,asdm

sos ghit

Oh my word, this is one of the drunkest posts i've seen on GC. :D

I love that this thread was here when I was here. Don't tell nobody I was here. I'm about to be a priest's wife and all. Shh.

Random ass bar in a semi-random ass town! Woooo! At least I finally went out on a Friday since I'm 21 and all. haha whatever! Anywho, it's def bed time. Who was it that hates the word "anywho"? You said it in the grammar pet peeves thread...yeah, sorry...I totally just said it.

sororities here got new girls, thats a good enough reason to go out and get drunk with them, right?