SHIVERY = sitting shiva ( a Jewish mourning ritual) and being cold at the same time. :)

LMAO! Best one yet!

So, this isn't bad grammar really, but it's one of those stupid "everybody post this" things that annoy me always. The irony? This co-worker gripes and complains about her husband EVERY SINGLE DAY at work. She's always telling me how envious she is of my single lifestyle and how annoying this husband of hers is because they have no common interests and they don't do anything together.

If you have a wonderful man, who helps balance your whole world.. who isn't perfect, but is perfect for you.. who works hard & would do anything for you.. that makes you laugh.. who is your best friend.. who you want to grow old with.. and who you are thankful for every day then post this as your status..♥ u Al !!!!!!

I'm about to put DS on blast for one of her statuses. :P

LOL

I think someone is treading awfully close to "d_slut" territory.

i'll fuck you up!! :mad: lol

lmao stfu. you just want some damn company. :p

some of the comments on my status irked me tho. i think i'm gonna create a group called "no status for you!" to limit annoying comments. :D

I can't say that I am THAT much of a fan of the Wendy's Frosty. You're on your own, there :)

Dooooo it! The Frosty would appreciate it :)

the fuck is wrong with you?! frostys are AWESOME! i hope u get gas that burns ur nose.

lmao you're supposed to be on my side heffa!

ETA: from another network site i'm on- this is someone's about me.
"...I had a best friend once but she moved far away so i never realy seen her after that.so if ur story is simuler to mine and ur looking for a good friend thats me all they way can't wait to here from u guyz! :)"

Oh I am?? well damn. K, I'll remember that next time! haha.

Y'all make me want a Frosty though.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9...ji1no1_500.png

HAH!

LOL!

lol that shit can't be real *goes to lamebook anyway*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love my Ravens fans but dayum:

Life is good what a great day for a steelers but kicking in there home town now they can wipe there buts with those yellow towels

I'm highly disappointed in my two little cousins right now. Here's number two:

nothinqqq jus qot hume frm walkinqq frm de bus stop wit meh sista ------ and ----- but ha had walk de otha wey and meh sista fwrirend and de bew daundre dyquan wilson..............lOl..........um ilobuveee hem so muc....... but in de mean time bouta tah qo find meh suomethinqqqq tah eat.........

^^^That hurt my head. No, literally, my head now hurts just behind the right temple. :mad:

:mad:

I don't understand why so many people nowadays thinks the "g" and the "q" are interchangeable in text. I feel like being "that hitch" that nitpicks on everything, but I don't.

Just like i'm over several of my friends (well educated people too) saying and typing "doe" instead of "though." Uuuuugggh.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

"Doe" = a deer. A female deer.

Ray = A drop of golden sun.:p

I was going to do the same :p

You both win! :D

Can I play?

Me. A name I call myself.

Aww hell, now I have to jump in...

Fa, A long, long way to run.

Sew*, a needle pulling thread.
*So or, more accurately from a solfege POV, sol.

(You all know this won't stop until we finish all of the lyrics, right?)

La, a note to follow So!

...ti, a drink with jam and bread...

That will bring us back to...

Doe (oh, oh, oh)

Hahahah hell yes!!!

So do la fa me do ray
So do la ti do ray do

Many of my FB friends are like-a-holics. A lot of the pages they like are stupid, but my sister posted a couple that I got a chuckle out of:

Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone...Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment

*guy dies in movie* Awww...
*dog/cat/animal dies in movie* OMG AWWW!!! :(
*woman dies in movie* That's what you get, bitch.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

So... the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?"
The camel replies "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face."

^^^ this made me crack up. then I read your sig and laughed harder.

I didn't know about this thread.... and its at 43 pages now?

Bwahahahahaha

the stuff I want to rip my eyeballs out about right now...
* folks using double letterss whhen itts nott spelledd thatt wayy
* folks using the letter Q in place of the letter G
* folks using the number 6 in place of the letter B

I jumped the hell out of my chair, rolled on the floor laughin once I saw the "but you wanted the 3some" comment

There is a special place in hell for all of us for reading this...and laughing so hard that we cried and pissed in our chairs

LMAO!!!!