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dekeguy 03-04-2014 04:23 PM

Chuck and I were having a brew at the Yale Club in NYC where we were kicking around some old fraternity stories. I asked him what was all that palaver about a sorority rush thread. He laughed and said that it was funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward. His first thought was to simply think the whole NPC out of existance. But, then he remembered that his sister invented the whole Female Greek movement back in the mists of pre-history (shortly after he invented fraternities which took place on the eighth day of creation when the Diety told him to first invent Universities and then make them great experiences via Greek life. Since his sister invented sisterhood that made him a legacy to all female GLOs. He thought that was sort of cool but considering that he had founded DKE and then inspired all of the other male GLOs he figured that as the First DEKE he already had everything a man could want in brotherhood so he needed a Greek lady with whom to beget offspring since, being a gentleman, he obviously could not do so with a sister!
Anyway, he appeared amused by the whole thread. Then he went to the bar and returned with a fresh keg asking me if I wanted another mug or should he just finish the keg before we started serious quaffing.

NinjaPoodle 09-01-2014 10:14 PM

Best recruitment story ever.

Sciencewoman 09-01-2014 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle (Post 2289316)
Best recruitment story ever.

Agreed. Who do I have to bribe to find out who really wrote this?

MaryPoppins 09-02-2014 03:24 PM

My favorite recruitment story to date and I do not believe it will surpassed.

Sciencewoman 09-02-2014 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MaryPoppins (Post 2289422)
My favorite recruitment story to date and I do not believe it will surpassed.

I would love it if Chuck Norris had a legacy who goes through recruitment and we got to hear that story.

I wonder if he'd take down that Texas mom who pulled her daughter out of Bid Day festivities, or behave even worse than she did. It's a tough call.

NinjaPoodle 01-08-2015 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sciencewoman (Post 2289424)
I would love it if Chuck Norris had a legacy who goes through recruitment and we got to hear that story.


This right here.http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

Maple St Alum 01-09-2015 12:35 AM

His granddaughter is a glo at a large sec sorority. She's a great active and enjoys her college experience.

Sciencewoman 01-09-2015 12:44 AM

Well, I'd love it if she posted her story. It would be great to know if she and Chuck are sisters! ;)

jolene 04-15-2015 02:00 PM

I know this thread is old, but I was trolling the recruitment threads and this has me literally LOLing. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

NinjaPoodle 06-30-2015 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jolene (Post 2313119)
I know this thread is old, but I was trolling the recruitment threads and this has me literally LOLing. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Cause' it's the BEST RECRUITMENT THREAD EVER!


^^my cheap attempt to bring thread to the top. :)

Chuck Norris 07-30-2015 10:56 PM

http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/fi...i/Meet-Boo.jpg

Boo!

BraveMaroon 07-31-2015 09:18 AM

It's Christmas in July!!!! Welcome back, Chuck. Tell us what you've been up to!



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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 2323420)


Sciencewoman 07-31-2015 04:36 PM

Chuck...please take on the Spammers that have invaded GC and show them who's boss!

Dixie_Amazon 07-31-2015 07:15 PM

They are totally deserving of a roundhouse kick to the head.

NinjaPoodle 09-14-2016 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 2323420)

Chuck, any news on offspring going through recruitment?


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