Awww the poor cows that have taken that trip to the Upper Room. They are looking down on their hide gone to waste for a harlot and a jackleg preacher. :rolleyes:

Tackiest. Wedding. EVER.

Knowing the background (a preacher and a pregnant mistress) makes that all worse!

I will say that that is the most ginormous wedding party I have ever seen. What is with two little girls dressed as brides?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

heee heee:D

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The half of the church that stayed was in the wedding party! How many flower girls, bridesmaids, etc does one wedding need :eek:

Ghetto Wedding from Hell
 

The Dress
My cousin wedding that I tried to coordinate but you can not take the ghetto out of people. She wore decorated gym shoes with her wedding gown, had 71 rhino stones on her finger nails with mood nail polish. She had a wrap to cover her arms made out of lace....can you say no lace nowhere on the dress.

The Program & Invitations
Her mother messed up the programs...can you say portrait printing instead of landscape printing. And refused to mail the cute invitations that I came in to work on a Saturday with my kids to do. She said they were too small. She change the time on the invitation to reflect CP time. Example…wedding set to start at 11:00 am but put 10:00 on invitation. She mailed the invitations on Wednesday or Thursday for the Saturday wedding. Did I say she mess them up to. She would not even show them to me.

Centerpieces
He mother tried to Elmer glue the candle inside the vases instead of melting the candle at the bottom. So, all the candles were falling over. And the white glue was all at the bottom of the vases.


The Bridesmaid Dress
I put this together in like 3 weeks so I showed her a picture of a dress and that I could get in that amount of time in everyone sizes. Now with 3 week notice we were trying to stay under $115.00. He seen the dress and did not like it so they go out three days before the wedding. I told her fine change it but take the girls with you. She did not. You have to go up two size for formal wedding dress they are cut different. She picks up the dress the day of the Rehearsal. We get to the rehearsal and the dresses will not close. All the dresses were too small. The wedding is the next morning. They are halter top dress so, most of the girls did not have a halter bra just lying around. (use you imagination). About 3:00 am the night before they had to "find" someone who could fit the dress. None of the dresses were altered. So, they had to walk down the aisle holding the dead rose and there dress up.

Limo
He wanted a limo but could not afforded bouquet so they all walked down the aisle with single half dead roses. She carried a decorated Bible. They had decided to make the reception later that evening. So no one seen them leave the church in the limo and the time was up for the limo before reception.

The Ceremony
All the bridesmaid got down the aisle without tripping over there dresses. When she walked down the groom looked like “what is that coming at me”. She looked a hot mess (please see above description)
My sister got them a Unity Candle and they did not know to cut the wick apart so they did not light them
The church had to approve all song to be song. The groom refused to have his guy sing at rehearsal and with good reason. Why was the song a bump and grind type song? At the end the Pastor said you may now for the first time legally kiss your bride
Everything I did her mother went and undone. It was a complete waste on my time. But she’s married ya’ll.

The Reception
The reception went fine. The food was good. But the groom refused to do the garter toss and did not want her to toss the bouquet. Talking about he been married before and did not want to do it again. One of the church member went and had a talk with him and he final did it. They did not have a DJ or any entertainment. He was just going to play music in the intercom system. That was fine it is in the church fellowship hall. They had to tell the groom to stop playing certain types of music. Did I mention he was a minister at this church?

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Ok.
I can understand wanting to go all out for your wedding, but with this setup, you'd think the trumpets were going to blow, the angels were going to come down from the sky and start singing...:rolleyes:

Did anyone catch the video/camera person standing in the center of the aisle and what she was wearing? Looks like (page 7 of the ceremony, 4th row down,1st &2nd pictures and 5th row 1st picture) a tube top and jeans. Very tacky and UN-PROFESSIONAL if that's the case. I's hard to tell what the fabric really is but it looks like jean material. Regardless, a photographer should ALWAYS wear a (comfortable) suit or tux (formals). In this business IMAGE is EVERYTHING.

Also, The 2nd photographer is not doing a good job because s/he took pictures with the other photographer in it.

It looked like some of the bridesmaids were going to work on a street corner after the reception. The scepters they were holding didn't add any classiness to the outfits.

I thought it was funny that in most of photos the bride was always blocked in some way by groom so you couldn't see how pregnant she really was.

I think this quote from one of the photos posted says it all:

" I ain't mad at her .. but I'm sure these 217 dead rabbits are"

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. I'm looking likepeep this.. we(my family) drove frm new orleans to atlanta to our cousin wedding during xmas time. So anyway the day of the wedding, my uncle was rushing us, talking about were running late and stuff and how much money he spent on this wedding. So we rushing and i'm thinking man this bout to be the bomb wedding. :rolleyes: right. first of all, including my family and the wedding party, it was about 25 people there. The church was plan as jane. No lights,no xmas trees,no nothing. The flower girl needed a perm soooo bad. The groom was looking bored and told the preacher to hurry up and get on with it. When they said u can kiss the bride, he kissed her on the forhead:eek: we looking like wtf is going on.


reception:we get to the recption that was at a some kind of basement. No band, no dj. Just the groom mom playing xmas music on her radio.:eek: i was crackin up. The menu was crackers(not even ritz but the wal-mart kind),ham,turkey, koolaid in the squeeze bottles and chips and dip and cupcakes died green and red and white.. No lie.. Then becasue the groom didn't eat wedding cake, they had krispy cream donuts.:confused: :rolleyes: :eek: :mad: Then, the groom gets mad at the bride and says (Thats why i didn't wanna marry u anyway. Last nite I f*^ked ya homegirl last nite..) So u know i'm mad rite cause we drove allll that way for some bulls*#t......... gyrl it was a horribleeeeeeeeeeee day.. i must have laughed sooooo hard... why

On page15 of the reception frame 281, that's Rev. Edgar Vann of 2nd Ebenezer Baptist Church in Detroit...where did this wedding take place?

The brides ring is ugly as all getout. :eek:

nevermind I know now...Memphis Ten....I knew it looked familiar my cousin belongs to this church
ditto the bride's ring is OOOOgoly! not just ugly!
JTLYK, Memphis is known for ghetto-fab weddings. My cousin (who belongs to this church) had like over 25 bridesmaid/groomsmen in white......let me exit now......

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sorry to crash but did you hear about britney's wedding? i saw pictures online and the groomsmen were wearing white jumpsuits that said "pimps" on the back (his dad's said "pimp daddy") and her mom and 13 year old sister wore pink juicy sweatsuits that said "hoes" on the back.

OMG :eek:

I don't know if that was the rehearsal or the real wedding but that was extremely trashy. (Plus, the article said they served chicken fingers and played music from a boom box)

whaaat?