Spam will not o'erwhelm
If posters would contribute
Topics to the board.

Blue can spam is bad.
Spam-bot spam is trash can spam.
Seuss-style: Spam I am.

Python's Spam-a-lot
Is much preferred to spam-bots.
Ugh. Please make it stop!

When the spam hits us,
all threads and topics go down;
they are relentless.

Spam spam spam spam spam,
Why pay for membership here?
Such a big fat joke.

FTW.

Evangelizing?
Greek Chat is not the right place.
What would Jesus do?

Anonymous folk
on the internet
cannot reach unchurched.

It's much better to
live your faith show others
the power of it.

I am not here to
hear preaching and change my faith.
There's a place for that.

Paddington the Bear
loves everyone and would not
quiz anyone's faith.

If you did not see
the thread to which I refer
this is very strange.

^^^My sister FTW!

Launched launched launched launched launched
Add some exclamation points
Will you buy it now?

Jimmy is posting
Spam. Yes ma'am. That is what it
Truly, truly am.

Soon it will be time.
Ah, recruitment once again.
PNMs all over.

Recs are now written.
Now I sit and wait and pray.
Hope they find their home.

My girls are all great.
Any chapter will love them.
Beauty, brains, and poise.

But it would really
make me extra happy if
they went Gamma Phi.

I need Michael Kors.
Oh, if only I could find
some cheap Michael Kors.

I'm transferring,
so I'll ask total strangers
what I need to do.

Chapter president?
National organization?
Heck, what would they know?

A new formula!
Videos must have these things:
Glitter and bikinis.

Girls lying on the
ground, laughing, holding hands and
jumping up and down.

Running to the house,
dancing in a large group,
gauzy white dresses

They all look alike,
the videos and the girls,
bring on the skit day!

Back in the (old) day,
we pearl clutchers had to talk,
Alas, no videos.

We had bad slide shows.
Work, you bleeping carousel!!
Screw it. Let's have punch.

We had awful skits.
Wizard, Alice, Carousel!
How did we stand it?