I need to know what sorority that woman is promoting.

Anyway, so I have been friended by a LOT of high school people over the past few months, even guys I know for a fact never spoke to me. (Not that I'm mad, but you know how high school tribes are)

This one guy seems as sweet as pie, but is definitely touched. ALL of his statuses are about his elementary, middle, and high school or his neighborhood. NOTHING is in the present. Everything is very random. Here is his latest:

DAVE CHAPELL IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS and HE IS ALSO FROM WASHINGTON D.C. WHICH IS MY HOMETOWN. DAVE CHAPELL GRADUATED FROM DUKE ELLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL. MY OTHER FAVORITE COMEDIAN MARTIN LAWERANCE IS ALSO FROM THE D.C. AREA....GINUWINE IS FROM ...D.C. THE SINGER MYA IS FROM GREENBELT M.D., TONY BRAXTON IS FROM SOMEWHERE DOWN THE WAY...LLOYD BANKS IS REALLY FROM SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BALTIMORE AND P.G. COUNTY.

For all the fans of The Stand, this is akin to "M-O-O-N -- that spells Washington."

In other news, a former student worker of mine now goes to college. By the time I noticed this status, it was too late to really talk about discretion:

....
really jus wanna chill in the room n work on my speech for thursday but i guess ill go to the lil AKA meeting at 7 n c wassup wit it.

No. Even with the XYZs, I think it's pretty clear what the sorority in question is, and it's not BA's.

O_o oh my.

LMAO. lawd help the chillun. i hope someone from that chapter saw the status.

and you HS friend up above - his status is like 10 years late on relevancy.

Am I missing something? I've never heard of "better than sex cake"... is that for real? ('cause it sounds like it would be good...)

It is very real!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JJgqrMIS7I...0/IMG_4922.JPG

Wow, I'm drooling...

Very real indeed, although I have seen a variety of kinds of cakes go by the name.

My mom's Better Than Sex cake is full of pecans, cocoa, and chocolate chips and has cream cheese and pecan icing. THE. BEST.

Senusret, dude is touched for real. You're a good guy for keeping him as your friend in spite of that awfulness. And the former student is priceless. I pray someone in that chapter saw that. Lol

Any chance you could PM me that recipe? Seriously, I'm still drooling...

LOL I don't know the next time I'll be there, but I know there are several recipes in Google searches. I searched "Better Than Sex Cake + chocolate chips". That really should work as my Mom found the recipe in the newspaper years ago. :-)

Not bitching about grammar here....just a question though. Why does it seem like so many people's facebook updates are all about their kids and never about themselves? Why not just start a facebook for your kids instead?