I'm :mad: at you for assuming that I'm above bawdry humor and double entendres. lol

:o i guess i made too many assumptions about GRITS. :D

I'm stealing that come back for sure.

saw this on a friend's wall:

HEY MARY. HOW R U. I WS WONDERING IF I CAN HAVE UR ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND U A INVENTION 2 ASIA PARTY. AND I DON'T KNO IF U GOT MY NUMBER WHEN I SENT IT 2 U. BUT IT'S 202-***-*****



invention?! lmao

http://theshoegame.com/wp-content/up...n-quagmire.png

Terrible lol

I'm disappointed. My crazy train-wreck of a cousin that I usually get gems for this thread from has defriended me. :-(
I told her that her son wasn't in the correct safety seat for his age and she went ballistic...

Ok..not really grammar related but still...

if you post a pic on facebook and

1) it has you with your boobs 1 button shy of popping out

2) Your skirt so short that Sarah Palin can see your camel toe from her house

Don't get mad when people make lewd comments about it that causes you take down the pic and curse people out.

Duh.

good morning facebook hows everybody have a question for why do some men thinks its ok to treat u any kind of way and think u dont have any feelings at all and they think can use and abuse u u know what yall think be honest i am just asking??????????????

.....what's sad is I think I see one of those worded close to that at least once a week.

try this one and imagine them posting this DAILY:

GOOD MORNTING.... PRAISE THE LORD....

I guess Daemonseid is not familiar with Madea. :)

Im familiar but REALLY....?

REALLY...Good Mornting Praise the Lord?


** just hearing echoes of my gran'ma... "Boy don't you play with God like that..."**

I mean if you're playing around ok...but these mofos are serious...hehe

You know, if you're going to talk about me like that, I'll just defriend you. I only friended you for Mafia Wars anyway and you QUIT that. Sheesh. ;)

I'm sure I've seen a TP/Madea movie/play that's used that exact same line :p

You don't know dese peoples....lol

Hallelujerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

*starting a book of DS quotes*

This wasn't on FB, but it made me think of this thread. I was organizing archived files in my company's storage unit earlier this week and I found one labeled "Something-or-other Budjet". I laughed and got airplane images in my head.

I just expelled the most unattractive laugh because of this. :P

I'd like to buy some punctuation...
 

Not on my page, but someone on a politician's page:

---------- needs to be cleaned up by the people they are always complaining you people are the ones who make it dirty and the cops need to do more stop it work together how does a 9 year old get away with pulling a kitchen knife on a 13 year o...ld and the cops do nothing the 13 year old did the right thing by going home to tell his mom and she called the cops but they did nothing anywhere we live its the people that make this world dirty the kids around where i live they eat and throw the trash right on the ground where are the parents they are just as bad i've seen it with my own eyes not one place is better than the other sorry but i had to say this ---------- it is not just you its all over

that mess gave me a headache. UGH!!!

Repeat offender...
 

Like literaly I'm witnessing a car tha jus exploded an flaming, an it keeps getting bigger. I'm freakin out


Ladys, lemme no if u wana become my client for Bebe, We can set up app for u to cum in, an wut Eva ur style is, jus gimme ur size an I'll have them waiting for u!!! We have alot of stuff on sale an if u spend 125 u get 20 off, or 250 u get 50 off!!!!!! We jus got in a new shippment so hurry b4 all tha good stuff is gone!!!! ; )


I give props to all tha ladys on there hussle n grind, an if u gotta Network on here or any Otha sites than do it, don't listen to petty shyt. Jus cuz u(haters) can't get lagit work , don't hate on tha girls that do!!!!!! Were jus tryen to make money like everyone else!!!!


Omg I'm tha best cook I swear!!! I made tha ill salmon dinner wit asparagus( don't know if I spelled it rite) an loaded baked potatoe, I mean I'm sure any could make that, but I'm jus proud of myself that's all!!!

I shouldn't be laughing b/c someone might have died...

But I have a hilarious image of her freaking out in her car/house/whatever.

Home girl did NOT just spell asparagus correctly and every other got-damn word wrong!!!!!

Side note: that sounds hella good right now lol

One girl's posts on a cat-related fan page on FB:

heehhee our kittens r ace arnt theyy ell r u bringing kitty round to play tommorra mornin ? or shall i bring felixx ^^ round to urs ? x

ok xx al bring him round in the moring ;) xx i cant cum on the front coz am wochin chikkin boy on utube wid ma dad,ben n ya mum x

ITS SO GOOD TO KOW THAT PPL ENVY U!!IT LET'S U KNOW U BEEN DOING THE RIGHT THINGS..I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD MOM, WILL ALWAYS BE A GOOD GRANDMOM..(IN MY RYE RYE VOICE)..I'M JUST BETTER, IMA TREND SETTER.LLS..BUT I DO T BETTER, WAY BETTER THAN THE CHICK, SO Y SHE DO IT SMALL, IMA DO IT REAL BIG.LLS

^^^but sweetheart...you don't have a job and you are mooching off of the success (if you can call it that) of your daughter making Baltimore Club music...riiiight


OMG.. I GAVE ALL 4OF MY GRANDKIDS A BATH AND PUT THEM TO BED, Y THE TWO OLDEST JUST WOKE UP, I LEFT A BAG OF CORN CURLS ON THE BED WHEN MY NIECE WENT IN THE ROOM THEY SITTING ON THE BED EATING CORN CURLS..WTF..OMG IM READY TO GO TO BED UNBELIEVEABLE...


^^^Can someone explain to me how you are a grandmother @ 39?????????

haaa the first one is from that chick right? ctfu

Both of them are.

BUMP

not complaining bc i knew this was going to be a delectable piece of drama to read and enjoy :D

Acquaintance:
I need to address something.. To all you little females who call ya'll self trying to go in on me for [dude] you need to stop it. Yes that goes for you [girl 1], [girl 2], that white girl and whomever else please stop that nigga is a low life I dont need or want him. That fool live with his baby mother and doesnt have... shit. I been there done that only thing good about him is the fact that he knows how to eat pussy.


the dude already responded. he said she's not worth his breath but wrote 410 words (yeah i checked) about how he gave her good dick and now she's gone crazy.

http://www.oldwarrenpointforum.com/p...lies/rotfl.gifhttp://www.oldwarrenpointforum.com/p...lies/rotfl.gifhttp://www.oldwarrenpointforum.com/p...lies/rotfl.gif

^^I'm mad at the end of that. lmao

lol that shit went on. at the end there were 37 comments. it was totally hilarious. if i was at my comp the whole time i would've taken a screen shot. alas, when i came home all the guy's comments were gone :(

I got this one from lamebook.com. In my best Kat Williams voice: "this $**t right here..."

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u...ess-diary1.png

WOW. :eek:

People are still living life via facebook. :rolleyes:

1. "Facebook is not the place to discuss this" but it's broadcasted on Facebook?

2. Why is she friends with the other woman?

3. This exchange would feel right at home on one of my friend's pages *sigh*

hoelee shit. that was ridiculous!

"These little wanna-be ABC heffas kill me, if they ever get a chance to be made they will surely get a lesson in humility! And they surely have no idea of what it means to be a lady, I am disgusted and ashamed, I don't see why I waist my time with some folk."

If you're going to call out folks, for the love of all things holy, use proper spelling. Check your homophones or your high and mighty attitude will be a "waist" of a status.

I guess "SHIVERY" really is dead.... Can all da "REAL" men please stand up....


BITCH you did NOT just say SHIVERY. LMAOOOOO

Is that when one avenges for another with a shiv? Shanking, the new gallantry.

lol. made me think of pirates.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...rg4FK1vYfzHuo=

Shiver me timbers