To boy student: I. Am. A. Grown. Woman! You may dear are a child....10th grade to be exact! Please stop looking at me as if you have x-ray vision! You are grossing me out! I am too young to work in HS!!!! I know you and your little bastid friends talk about Ms.1908, but damn I know you and the crazy who looks at me as if I want you be doin some thangs....your friends talk too much and too loud.

What I am saying is.....leave me alone, stop trying to sit by me, and just let me finish my observations for my class ok! I will be done in two more days!

To girl student: Like I said about yur BF/FB or what ever you two are: I. Am. A. Grown. Woman! You may dear are a child....10th grade to be exact! Your guy is safe, stop talking about me to your homegirls about how stupid I am. He is safe with you....believe it.

I teach too....I totally understand.

Can you just stop it?! We all think you have Bipolar Disorder anyway, it's just that no one wants to tell you!

This up and down bull needs to end.

Oh, and you being late every other Sunday and everything else that you might mess up is NOT our fault! Take responsibilty for things. You're a grown a** woman!

Still love you though.

Ok...I am so glad I'm not the only one.

Dad. Pleaseeeeeee. Shut. Up.

Now see, this is what I'm worried about. I'm trying to get a job in education, and I look young (everyone guesses 16 or 17). If some boy tries to snap my bra or whatever these bugged out young'ns are doing these days, it's OVER!

Bra snapping...that's a bit extreme!

I am pretty stern and if a mo'fo touches me......I fight back!

lol, yeah I'm sure no one would really do that. But you know what I mean, any of that schoolboy nonsense!

bitch please. make up your mind already...

When I was in education...I used to start my speech to all the freshmen saying, "I just want you to know, there is not a kid in here that I won't fight!" They always looked like :eek: this dude is crazy!

I told some kids one day, "if you fight I go not care, go right ahead and bust each other's head till the white meat shows and see if I care!!"

I also gave out the fight speech, but later that day I heard that some of them were laughing behind my back because they think I am too dainty. I have bee raised with the mentality that there is ot such thing as a fair fight! What ever I get my hands on is fair game!:cool:

I guess it would go something like this.....F-YOU!...F-YOU!...F-YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND then I'd play "F the police" from NWA

Here is the deal.....

You are nice, but stop acting as if I am leading you on. I. AM. Not! I told you what the deal is and if you can not handle being JUST FRIENDS then kick rocks! Like I said you are nice, but you don't not have any ambition. That is not cool! I know I want to win the lottery too, but what are you going to do with your life in the meantime?!?!?! Follow me....I. DON'T. THINK. SO! Get off of your ass! Get a JOB! Go back to school! A job is more important than a girlfriend!
Dontcha think?

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!

Darn...
 

Well Darn....:D ...I hollered