How can I be getting zis vork done mit all de shouting?

Who's That?

Heinskitz Velvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.

What happened to the other trainer?

Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am mit Siegfried. (He holds up only four fingers) Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming mit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone.

Where is Snowflake?

Why do you care about de dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN?

Let's got to that conference and let, uh, Heinz do his work?

Go to de conference, go to it.

This place is fantastic! It's like "Gone With the Wind" on mescaline!

1.2.3.4.5? That's the same combination I have on my luggage!

She's obviously too young to party seriously.

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

Pie Jesu Domine, Donna Eis Requiem *Thwack*

Well, isn't this place a geographic oddity! Two weeks from everywhere...

Everybody does it, it's just that no one talks about it.

Oh sir, I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, appears they ran that way, it was a run by fruiting.

He'll bite your head clean off! It's a vicious rabbit with large, sharp, pointy teeth!

What can you say about a twenty-five year old girl who dies? That she loved Mozart, the Beatles...and me?

My first day as a woman, and I'm getting hotflashes....

I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

Oh, that Jim Williams just went and shot somebody. Canape'??

The first rule of fashion is you have to look weird. What I'm doing has come straight here from France. It's called Cirque du Face, meaning "Circus of the Face," and it's all the rage with the Frenchies, ma'am.