I've heard stories similar to this one nefore, but DAYUM :eek: she had SEVEN cats and a dog!!! Ummm, and she was 86 :eek: :( Wow, that's sad. And the poor doggy!!!! :(

That's alot of pets ot be cared for...I know my greedy azz cats would try to eat me in a NY Minute if I were to go for at least two days for not feeding them...:mad:

You are too much. That was hella funny.

This is along the same lines as the dogs who ate the little boy's fingers. This is why I don't do cats or dogs. I just think deep deep down, they CRAZAY!!!

I'll stick with lizards and snakes...(i.e. caged animals).

Am I the only one who laughed? I know it was wrong but dang man.....:o

Today MUST be CAT DAY
 

Cat Rides 150 Miles in Car's Engine, OK
Mon Dec 22, 3:33 PM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!



ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich. - For Tracker, the car ride from the Kalamazoo area to Rochester Hills was long, and could have cost him a life or two.



The long-haired gray cat rode unseen in the engine compartment of a female college student's car as she drove home for the holidays. Officials at Pontiac's Michigan Animal Rescue League, the feline's current home, say he probably survived the 150 mile-trip in the Chevrolet Tracker because the woman did not stop.


"He was very lucky," Patricia Verduin, the league's board president told The Daily Oakland Press of Pontiac.


Verduin said when the woman, who declined to give her name to the league, reached home "she heard this intense kitty-crying."


"She thought she'd run over a cat," Verduin said.


The woman and her family searched around the car. When they finally lifted the hood, they found a cat sitting on top of the engine.


"He was sitting very still," Verduin said. "It was like he didn't know what to do."


Tracker, a Russian Blue-angora mixed breed who emerged from his experience unscathed, may have slipped into the engine compartment to keep warm.


With a house full of pets, the woman turned Tracker over to the Michigan Animal Rescue League, where he is waiting to be adopted, shelter officials said.


"He's a very friendly cat," said Kayla Allen, the shelter's manager, who believes Tracker still is quite young. "He's a healthy eater, loves to play and interacts well with other animals."


Shelter officials are eager to find him a home as their facilities, like those around the state, are operating at capacity as a result of an increase in the number of homeless pets this year.


"It's been a bigger year for kittens and cats particularly," Verduin said as she pointed to a sign on one of the shelter's walls stating that one cat and its offspring can produce 420,000 cats in seven years.

No Wonderful, you were not the only one who laughed. When I envision that sh^% I laugh, too.

Cat rides in engine. These fools are gangstas. I'm tellin' y'all. They O.G.'s. I'm serious. Don't trust 'em.

I had the "pleasure of seeing a cat who was not quite as lucky as Tracker. A cat evidently crawled into my neighbor's engine for the same reason, but when it was all over the car's fan belt or something was broken and there was cat fur and blood all over the place. Not a pretty sight

DeltaBrat, you are fool.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, CTHU, LOL. :D :D :D

Man Says He Gave Wife Toilet Seat As Gift
Tue Dec 23, 8:27 AM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!



LONGMONT, Colo. - Gary and Karri Clark haven't forgotten their second Christmas together. He knew she wanted bathroom accessories, so he wrapped up a couple of gifts and waited.



The toilet seat and towel rack didn't go over too well.


"Here I thought I was doing good," he recalled with a laugh. "It was something she can always use, day after day. It's the gift that keeps on giving."


The Clarks were among those who responded to requests by the Daily Times-Call newspaper to share their stories about bungled gifts and best intentions — the waffle makers, blenders and vacuum cleaners given with love and practicality in mind that will never be forgotten or forgiven.


Karri Clark admits she wanted a new toilet seat a decade ago because there was a crack in the old one. She just didn't think she'd get one gift wrapped.


"I could not believe it," she said. "What man gives you a toilet seat for Christmas?"


Stan Stanley said he learned his lesson about practical gifts in the early 1980s after presenting his wife with a garage door opener one Christmas. There was no entrance from the garage into the house, a source of irritation for Connie Stanley.


"I was so excited about opening it. I had no idea what it was," she said. After 57 years of marriage, she said, she has to forgive Stan when he makes a mistake like that.


Tom Tinkle remembers giving his wife a birthday blender and how she did a wonderful job of oohing and aahing before setting the box aside. When she finally took the blender out of the box, she discovered a sapphire bracelet slipped inside.


"It was a surprise for her and possibly made her rethink her opinions of her doofus husband giving her a bonehead blender for a gift," Tinkle said.


Gary Clark admits his bathroom gifts were out of desperation: It was Christmas Eve, he was at Kmart and he couldn't think of what to buy his wife.


"She wanted it, but not for Christmas," he said. Since then, he's done better: His wife received a Ford Explorer for her birthday this year.

Now see, it was something she wanted and needed, but because she was too friggin selfish, she was hatin. That's one les sthing she has to buy. But he didn't have to make it up to her that crucially LMAO :D

YOU KNOW!!! I'm sitting her drinking haterade!

Man Commits Suicide to Escape Nagging Wife
Wed Dec 24, 9:17 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

DAR ES SALAAM, Tanzania (Reuters) - A Tanzanian man killed himself by drinking a chemical used in cattle dips, leaving a suicide note saying it was to escape a nagging wife, police said on Wednesday.

The body of the 32-year-old was found in the commercial capital Dar es Salaam on Sunday with the suicide note and a glass containing traces of the chemical, used for killing insects on livestock, regional police commissioner Alfred Tibaigana told Reuters.

"I've decided to end my life," Tibaigana quoted the suicide note as saying.

"I am fed up with the constant nagging of my first wife."

Police did not have any further details about the man's death in the east African country, where polygamy is common.

That is some kind of stupid!

Dang...she could NOT have been that bad! LMAO

Re: This should be a warning to all you cat lovers and owners out there. . .
 

AWW HELLL to the naw!! The cats ate the dog? LMAO

Sicily Man Arranges Shooting to Woo Woman
Fri Dec 26, 9:09 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!


ROME (Reuters) - A man in Sicily asked a friend to shoot him in the groin in the hope of making his ex-girlfriend feel sorry for him, police said on Friday.

Police in the central Sicilian city of Piazza Armerina said they became suspicious when the 27-year-old went to hospital with wounds from a hunting rifle's pellets in the groin area.


At first he said the wounds had been caused in a hunting accident, but later admitted he had asked a friend, 16, to shoot him in an attempt to win back the affection of his girlfriend, who had apparently left him because of his violent character.


The man's wounds are expected to heal, doctors said.


Police said the man, and the 16-year-old, had been charged in connection with the shooting. Local reports said the man's ex-girlfriend had made clear she never wanted to see him again.