Single parenting
until Wednesday. Oh my God.
Give me vodka please.

Don't you have a life?
You do not help anyone.
Please help me right now.

You know what is what.
I was active but not now.
Oh, how things have changed.

You should get off now.
You - get off the computers
after helping me.

I look scornfully at you.
You . . . you . . active alumnae.
Don't you have real lives?

This is how it is?
then I will tell my daughter
better live in dorm.

Ha! I'm just kidding.
What do I tell her to do?
Ignore my rudeness.

Insulting people
I've asked to help me is a
winning strategy.

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! !

I envy SWTXBelle's skill with haiku. I spit my drink out when I read this:

You should get off now.
You - get off the computers
after helping me.

Why don't you mean girls
Fly to IU, torch campus
This gets DD bid.

Hope and wish for maps
Crowded pins like on a plane
Only much more fun

Maps are coming now
GC now is happy place
After IU rush

Thankyou clemsongirl
Hey there's no pressure on you
Oh just pay the fine! ; - )

Somebody wants maps
No clue who it could be, none
Mystery of life

Almost done with maps
Maybe seven more, at most?
They're coming, I swear!

We are nagging you
But we've waited oh so long!
Glad you're almost done!

Clemsongirl is great.
It's like waiting for Santa.
Maps under the tree!

Awesome awesome maps
Colors boggle our heads
Clemsongirl for win

The best GC snark
is not always on GC.
Facebook for the win!

Some people's requests
Have not yet been acted on.
What's taking so long?

Spam spam spam spam spam
dIscOUNT VIagrA aNd moRe.
My head may explode.

What'd spam do to you?
Who doesn't love Viagra!
Spam snark is best snark.

I want the real thing.
Spam should be in a blue can,
not a GC thread.