Word?

"Man I know saved and wit the holy ghost but that drake album is a inspiration. like I'm in the office right now trying to make it happen!"

I post here too often. I need to trade in some people I know.

My little cousin just posted this on a photo, but I'm not 100% what she's trying to say: "LOOKA MY BEST GRANDMA I MISS HA SO MUC SHE KANT SNEEK MEH NO WHERE (what?) NO MORE ILY GRANDMA AND MISS YOU"

I saw you had bumped this and thought, "Damn, broseph needs to reevaluate some friendships" LOL

lol it's always the people I'm not actually friends with anymore... they're just dead weight on my newsfeed haha

My immediate thought was getting into a movie when you're really too old for the kid rate. Maybe your cousin is too big now. Or did Grandma pass away?

Huh?

Yeah, she passed away a little while ago. I think in 2008.

I was the youngest who could actually call her "grandma." To my cousin, it's her great-grandmother. (random minor detail)

Some more musings from the teenagers:

"uhhh; so im prety muchh SCICED♥ for when we gone to nyycycccccc! omgggomggg<33333 lol.icanotwait(: just sayin."

"ayy babbee! i reeally misssyou two mich sweetiecheeck i will caall youu whins gud tim your hoam right?<33 i lvoe you too stay ghettolicious(="

P.S. The girl who wrote "stay ghettolicious" lives in a 4,500 sq. ft. house on several acres of land.

So she's already won at life, no ring needed. She and Lebron will make a happy couple one day.

^^lmao

Skanky Hoe FUCK I got rear ended today =[

Obviously she means a car accident, but I laughed because she is, well, kind of a slut.

Not bad grammar but annoying facebook:

Random HS Classmate Dear fridays employees, grow up. Stop talking shit and mind ur own business. Were all adults so how bout we start acting like them. Unless it involves you personally stfu. Were no longer in high school. Thanks!

Because a passive aggressive Facebook post is the mature and adult thing to do.

sorority sis--This time tom ill be drunk in 120 whether with my BT and fam bam!! ahh cannot wait!!
sorority sis *weather



Why do many of my friends think it's "weather?" Gaaaahhhh :mad:

She's not talking about 120 degree weather?

#epchickFAIL. Probably. lol.




ETA: but they still switch 'weather' and 'whether' lol

Hellz yea!!! Im movin 2 Tampa nd my future hubby LeBron is goin 2 Miami!!!! I knew it was meant 2 b ♥ (orientation sat nd sun) wnt b bac til mon so htc

Oh dear. This is only the tip of the iceberg.

ok...I gone correctly this time! lol.

Ok a friend is getting a tattoo that says "love" and she has a picture up on her FB.

----comment from her friend--"Omg love it!! Especially since if you spell it backwards, it's 'evil.' hahahaha for reals!!"

ummm LOVE spelled backwards is EVOL. evol =/= evil.

^^^ LOL

Just realized that one of my friends has liked over 3000 pages.

I want to slap her.

Her whole feed on her profile is her own statuses and her liking more pages.

Almost all of them are along the lines of "Impress a woman by doing blah, blah, blah, I need to get some."

lmao

#TeamWhoreX1

-20

Also, I'm proud of myself for not being profane in my post above. :)

Not bad grammar, but extremely, tragically, sad.

From a good HS friend of mine who works on a cruise ship and was at sea for four days :( :

XXXX X XXXXXXX: Did not realize how hard I was to get in touch with till I found out over Facebook my mother died....

That's horrible :(

Lol, you're better than I am. I hate when my newsfeed is cluttered with "XYZ like 'This' and 529 other pages" :rolleyes: Get a life, bitches!

And WOW. That's sad :(

Girl: o ish the DOCTOR JUST WALKED IN .... TEARS ARE COMIG AWH SWEET BABY JESUS. TIME TO PUSH!!!!!!!!!
Comment: come on little mama tell her to push really hard but not to hard so she doesnt get stitches

....uhh..

... wow.

Since I live in this thread....

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n...untitled-6.jpg

I would like you all to make note of the names, as well.

*dead* at shamwow

1. What is with women in labor updating their statuses? Shouldn't they be occupied with other more pressing matters?

2. What is a minaj- pre? Does it have anything to do with a ménage à trois?

3. pshsx1, you need to purge your facebook immediately.

No, it has to do with "rapper" Nicki Minaj.

Agreed.

Keeps me entertained when I get a random gem like that, though.

Also, how else would this thread healthily live without my FB friends and me?

sidebar: @ k_s... dude, -20?! lmao.

back on topic:
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/markd-out.png

Yes, my score was very low :o

And I saw that status on FAP. I am determined to use that in general conversation before year's end lol

Mark Wins. Flawless Victory.

^^^Gets me through the day.

^^ i definitely had the wrong interpretation when i first read this. :o

Your interpretation is probably correct.

LOL. i doubt it.

I think I know what you meant, and I have the effect on lots of folks lol

ETA: One of my friends just had a baby and decided to name her bundle of joy BellaEstrella. Yes, that's her first name. No, she won't be getting any jobs when she grows up.

I guess I'm off too. I thought she was talking about something along these lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjvRwVGQwLE.

LOL omg! no, you weren't off. lmfao