hijack!
 

You mean like now????

*end of hijack*

Yep and the great thing about a big butt is that it gives ya cushion:D My boyfriend at the time was asking me to move over just after an argument and me being the smart ass that I am and having lots of attitude said "No problem, I don't wanna be around yo azz anyway!" and scooted my butt clean over to the floor. I lost lots of cool points with that one!

Have you ever had the dream that you were falling and you jumped up before you actually fell?

No, thank God.

Speaking of butts, have you ever tried to stuff your butt in something you know was to small but you wore it anyways?

LOL!

Well I have tried to squeeze into something, but if it was too small I just let it go man....better to find another outfit than to go outside looking wrecked!

What is the most expensive item in your closet? Barring wedding dresses and winter coats, have you ever spent more than 200 dollars on ONE item of clothing?

Does clothing that USED to cost that amount count? (Can we say Outlet malls :D ) If not, then nope, although I do have handbags that cost over $200 though.


If you could be another ethnicity for a week, would you and which one?

Native American.... can we all say reparations..Thanks


Have you ever taken a class just b/c the Prof./TA/fellow student was a cutie?;)

Yeah, when I was in HS I needed to take one more elective to fill up my class schedule my senior year, so I picked up Keyboarding. I guess I should mention that when I was in high school, I used to help my mother with her typesetting and graphic design business, so the LAST class I needed was keyboarding. My teach was FIOOOOONE Mr. Montgomery, he was actually only like 6-7 years older than me anyway. I was the only senior in the class and I was the teacher's pet. I had my own computer up at the front side of the class, he used to let me bring in CDs and play them on my computer and everything! I saw him a greek party like two years later (he was a Sigma), and we actually were flirting back and forth :o, I had a boyfriend though. Too bad, so sad! :(

Have you ever dated someone in a superior/authoritative position? (Ex. Supervisor, boss, professor, etc.)

Yep! ***SMH*** Not only that, I changed my major after meeting the head of the history department at the department fair freshman year.

Have you ever quit a job?

Are you kidding?! Heck yeah! More than one. I am the QUEEN of quitting a job. I just refuse to be unhappy for the sake of a paycheck.

Have you ever had sex in a church?

HAYLE NAW!!! And if a mofo ever ASKS me, he will get royally cursed out.


Have you ever had sex in an elevator?

Nope, not an exhibitionist.

Have you ever bought a pair of shoes that were so uncomfortable they made your feet BLEED, but you still wore them cuz they were HELLA CUTE???

Awwww...yeah. Especially with me being used to wearing tennis shoes.

Have you ever told a lie in church? If so, what was it?

I'm so ashamed but YES. This really sweet deaconess asked me if I liked her hat (which looked like a huge ship had wrecked on her head btw) and I didn't have the heart to say no.

What's one secret you would never want your parents to know about?

lol.. not the shipwreck on the head!!

I'm not putting it on here...:eek:

Have you ever had sex with a coworker at your place of employment?

*raising my hand*

NO!

Girl you are BAD, giving me all kinda ideas and stuff :D *see my next HC for details on my rather pathetic crush *sigh*

Have you ever lost your temper at work? I mean screaming/yelling lost it? Were you able to work there after that for more than a month?:eek: