To God: Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!! You have helped me start the new year off right.

To Payroll: Now we have gone through this mess twice. I get paid at the beginning of the month and sometimes at the end when the 1st falls on a holiday or weekend. I know how much I get paid to the last penny so please don't issue me a check that is only half the amount I should get and then expect me NOT to call you and ask where is the rest. Then don't get an attitude when I call to confirm that there is nothing wrong with my new contract. Like I have said before, Verizon Wireless, Verizon (landline), my landlord, AMEX, CapOne, and myself DON'T PLAY and YOU SHOULD NOT EITHER.

To My Mommie: Mommie I do love you with all my heart, but if something is wrong with your phone bill please call the telephone company and not me, I cannot access their records nor do I work for them. Give them a call, it is a toll free number.

To WW: Thank You.

To My Bank: Yes I know I can have direct deposit from my job to you, but remember what happened last time...YOU DEPOSITED MY CHECK INTO SOMEONE ELSES CHECKING ACCOUNT so that is why I have to deposit/cash checks from my out of state account to my instate one because anything over $500 ya'll go crazy.

To Southern University’s Financial Aide office: Lets not make my last semester my WORST semester!!!! When I received my billing statement last semester (after pre- registering) my grant and loan was listed…so please tell me why in the world is it not showing up when I go pay all of a sudden?!? All I can tell you is that it better be fixed by Tuesday! I want my money waiting for me on the 21st!

To my momma : Why must you take everything to heart? Just because I didn’t take your side you try to pull rank...lady please!!!! Being older doesn’t make you smarter than me. You were wrong now be a big girl and admit to it.


PS- I still love both of ya'll
;)

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TO JIM HESS AND "BILLY", you hear what CT4 just said? THAT MEANS YOU!!!
(tip: scroll down about 3/4 of the way down the page)

TO WEBMASTER OF ____________.COM: if you don't want me to chargeback e-purchases, you need to send me a receipt (that you still never sent) and tell me how much was charged to my card. DON'T YOU EVER CUSS ME OUT OR SHOW YOUR [TAIL] LIKE THAT AGAIN. I'll refer your bogus website to the Federal Trade Commission in a heartbeat. I don't care if you are in the UK. I'll have 'em shut that mammajamma DOWN!!!

TO EQUIFAX: You better not sit on an order to delete negative info from my credit report after the creditor asked you to do so ever again and give some wait 90 days bulljive. If you do, I'll personally fly down to ATL (via Hooters Air, of course) and rip ya' a new one with the quicks, y'unnerstan'?

TO GEICO: You know darn well that the 2/9/01 car wreck I was not at fault by (deer ran into me), and that what you have stated in the CLUE file is bogus, and gonna charge me $120 extra in premiums. Adjust my premium rate or I'm dropping you like a whore's panties

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To GEICO: I received your revised premium rate. Thank you for dropping the $120 charge. Don't you EVER try to pull some bogus mess like that again or I WILL drop you like you-know-what.

To Rainman: I don't know what comedy class you went to, but you are definitely on the come-up. I'm so glad that you didn't reference some random gameshow contestant from 19-whogivesacrapish. Thank you sooo much for trying to step into the NOWWWW! :p


ETA
Okay as for the random gameshow contestant comment...I take it back, I just clicked on the link in your post! :mad:


:D

To 1SD: I have just one word for you......


GOTCHA!!!:p

To EA: I see you trying to step your game up. ;) :p :D

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*blowing the dust off of my rusty butter knife*

To CRS PLVBLV I will throw salt allllllll up in yo game! Don't play wit' me. You know it's all about "John Coffey" Jr. at the moment! :D