AMEN TO THAT!!!

oh gosh... i love this thread.

Very thug like . . not my time, I don't like the ghetto look and I don't like guys lol.

I really don't like ghetto slang in people I am talking to either.
Its boring.

Here are mine...

-DO keep asking me if YOU can go down on ME because YOU like it SO much... that's great!

-DO play your guitar and serenade me in bed beforehand... LOVE that!

-DO stop and say "hi" while kissing (I remember an episode from Big Brother last season and Lisa started crying when Eric did that because she always wanted a guy to do that)... when a guy did that to me I thought it was so sweet!

-DO it in a bedroom that has a ceiling mirror above the bed or a mirror that's the full length of the bed.
BUT
-DON'T constantly stare at the mirror... some times yet, but not the whole time.

-DO leave a button down shirt lying around so I can slip it on while you're in the bathroom and you can unbotton it when you come out.

-DO change your sheets if we got them messy earlier in the day.

-DO use chocolate pudding if it happens to be in your fridge in your room.
AND
-DO lick off all the chocolate pudding so we're not too sticky.

-DO move to the floor if your bed's too squeaky... I'm not trying to wake up all of your brothers at 7a.m.
AND
-DO put your comforter on the floor and make sure that I'm comfortable.

-DO it in a tent when it's just the 2 of you camping.

-DO say my name.

-DO compliment my body.

-DO it in a chair.

-DO give me pecks here and there just to be playful.

-DO CUDDLE!




-DON'T drink RED gatorade and accidentally spill it all over my WHITE bra... grrrr.

-DON'T rip my clothes off... my shirts can be very fragile (and expensive) and if you tear them I won't be happy.

-DON'T suck on my belly button ring... I get nervous that you'll rip it out.

-DON'T say "I don't have condoms because I never used them with my ex-girlfriend (of a few months)."

-DON'T stay forever in the morning... I've got things to do!

-DON'T snore!

don't think it's necessary to use an "extended pleasure" condom when you've been drinking.....it's not.

do inform me that i have an "undercover booty" lmao...."in those jeans, it was ghetto, but outta them jeans...BA-DOW"....and like it. ;)

do do your best at all times....i will be impressed, and you will be rewarded.....

I take all kinds of heat from my friends on this one. they think its a chore to do this but i love doing this to girls! in some cases its better than receiving, they give me crap on that one too.

Ha, yeah the guy kept saying he loves to do it and kept asking me so I wasn't about to complain... and he never asked me to return the favor....

I can, will and do have the right to say no
Amen to this! Even if it can't be something long-term/that serious. Let me know you feel something for me.
Ok, yeah, Im wondering what the hell is up with this too. Guy I am messing with now does this. He has a really nice body (I am a firm believer that men can have beautiful bodies too), not perfect but very nice, and I'll be feeling him from head to toe looking at him... that is until I see those dame athletic ankle socks still on his dumba$$. TAKE THEM OFF!
Pleazee, you aren't the only one who needs to get off at times. If you can do it so can I.
It may be easier said then done, but It'd be much preferred if you just told the straight up truth and kept it real. It may not make me happy, but I'd rather have heard it from you then someone else, or from you many months or years down the road.
Ditto


To add.....

Do...perform that no-hands move you did last time
Do...play with my naval ring
Do...go down on me. What's good for one is good for all.
Do...kiss me softly, which doesnt just include sucking/kissing on the twins. I know the'yre nice, but geez. I'll admitt, I do like it when you lightly bite the twins.Do...make the noises you make when we're together, especially when I'm on top.
Do...smack me the a$$
Do...wink at me the way you sometimes do and gaze at me.
Do...look me in the eye (However, I think there are some guys out there who can look you in the eye and not give a damn.
Do...play/mess around with me
Do...brush you fingers up and down my thighs afterwards
Do...grab hold of my a$$ and lift me closer to you during the act and wrap my leg around you.
Do...make my bed move into the middle of the room.
Do...do it in different places. My fave seems to be on the job. However, I had a friend barag about doing it in her dean's office and her boyfriend's (now husband) grandmothers hot tub. That just wasn't cute to me.

DONT....have me wake up to you watching a damn porno at 7am in the morning getting your groove on and expect to get some afterwards. I had a guy do this and it WAS NOT cute.
DONT....try to titty F%$# me. I'm not having it.
DONT....get mad when I say no, and then tell me no the next time I want it. You know I'm only going to get it anyway ;)
DONT....pass freakin gas.
DONT....have your damn cell phone on. If you do put it on vibrate. I don't need to hear Big Poppa blasted on the highest volume. Especially when we're at work and can get caught http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/AZZANGEL.gif.
DONT....in the past but...get mad if I go elsewhere and say to me, "Why go elsewhere when you've got quality", and other sh!t, when you're going elsewhere.
DONT....be a one minute man. Sorry I'm not into quickies.

I can't believe I just posted this, but I dont get involved in these topics too often :D

ETA: DONT.... always ask me if I'm ok afterwards, as if you have completely blown my mine away. You may not like what you hear.

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Bump!!!!

You guys need to get this going again!

DONT-Tell me your entire life story
DONT-Be on your periord. That's a mood killer for everyone.
DONT-Expect to me to fall in love at first sight. Love at first sight is real, but don't think that it's always simulteanous.

DO-make suggestions
DO-respond to vocal noises by doing whatever you where doing but with extra because you're excited that I made some noise.
DO-be into Tantra

do me especially in the morning before i go to work, school or just to work out!!
do talk to me sensously during the session.
do make lite moans, that groan sh*t is a turn off!
do try different positions.
do do it in different places.
do spice it up, keep it freaky, i like it rough but don't try to kill me.



don't ask me if it's good. (major mood killer)
don't say call me baby (i know that sh*t is universal)
don't drench when you are licking or kissing any parts of my body.
dion't go near my ass. then again, i might go near yours!! ;)
don't smack the ass, choke, sufficate, bite hard, i would hate for murder to be a case that they gave you.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Optimist Prime
[B]DONT-Tell me your entire life story
]/QUOTE]

Ladies don't like hearing this either....just do what we came to do.

Do use waffle

GMUbunny, we're SO on the same page....


lmao at the socks comment. WHY do they DO that?!

no socks > white socks > black socks.

MaMaBuddha - great list!!! I'm with you on all those points