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Girl from High School who can't type complete words Found sme1 better...i dnt need never again will u hurt me...peace ot pj.

Every status in caps lock SAID I'M A LITTLE UP UNDER THE WEATHER!!!...LOL

Another girl ends every status with "blah blah... i love you boyfriend <3 <3"

Also! What is with doubling ending letters and &? Example: going out with myy girlss && myy loverr!

One of my brothers (who's actually on suspension now...) and his gf are ALWAYS doing that. And I've told them both (as have many of our friends) NUMEROUS times that they need to drop that bs. If they spent more time doing their homework rather than doing (rather, wanting to do) each other, they'd be in a much better position.

But no. And on top of that, they're all over each other when they're together. Ew.

I'm pretty sure we have a mutual friend, LOL. This girl I know...same thing. Why? YOU LIVE WITH HIM. "Going to the bathroom...only 3 more minutes til I see my love!"

I don't understand it either! It really makes no sense. One guy I'm friends with has a list in his About Me titled "How u kno if i dont fuck wit u". He lists 10 things he does to let you know that HE D0NT FUCK WiiTCHA.

One of my sister's Junior League friends went to HS with me, so we were both FB friends with her. She was one of those people I had on "Hide," but when you're on your iPhone or BlackBerry you can sometimes see those persons' status updates. I'm pretty sure she's crazy, and her FB status updates are always...erratic.

A few days ago, this was her status: Smith Family, I want to stay with you during the weekend of Labor Day! Hit me back, ni---as!

Neither she nor the Smith family are black, which is a moot point because that word is verboten in my world. My sister called me all annoyed, because she's been trying to get in touch with her because she's taking over her Junior League position this fall and she hasn't been getting back to her. Funny.

My hubby's lil bro's baby mamma types like this

...dont know what to do from here! im sstuckk between a rock and a hard spot!! uhhhhh
Mood:yadeyadahttp://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/...s/confused.gif

...had funn last night... readyy to do it again tonight!! : ) i have the best friends in the world! lovee yaaMood:happyyhttp://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/...ds/chipper.gif

...finallyy legal : ) yayy! lol goin to the movies&&the moms makin better than sex cake!! : ) mmmmmMood:in l0vee&legalhttp://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/...s/artistic.gif (she's 18)

...readyy for tonight!! ; ] yayaya i lovee youu!!!Mood:pregoohttp://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/...s/artistic.gif

LMAO this just cracked me the hell up.

and the "ii" thing is AWFUL.

How iis diis horriible?

I also have a friend that replaces lowercase Gs with Qs.

So, Stupiid Giirl iis qoiinq 2 tha mall wiith the bestiiez && my man!i!i~*%*#&$)@!%

Figured this belonged here:
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I think everyone knows at least one.

A friend just changed her profile picture. It's her & her boyfriend entwined in each others arms naked. :eek: All main parts are strategically covered (Thank God) but I have to wonder why on earth they would think this is a good idea.

:eek: x100

Oh how I hate those friends.

hah I just posted that on Facebook and I've already had like 10 people respond.
It's great.

I have no words for this.

That's why I took a screenshot.

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I guess that's what a UCF education does for you :P