There are good girls in this world... maybe if you practiced being nice, you might attract some of them.

Don't waste time being nice. The best way to atract nice girls is treat all of them like crap.

:rolleyes:

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread...

Jadey and KappaTarzan, you're right on. The sex has to last just long enough - not so short as to be unsatisfying to one partner or the other, and not so long as to become boring or painful. Like the Three Bears - it has to be juuuust right ;)

What annoys me is when he holds out on his orgasm just to make the sex itself last longer... there's something to be said for being a gentleman, "ladies first", but sometimes I would rather he come and then find some other way to please me...

damn, did I just type that??? :o

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LOL! That was funny.

Rudey and Imthechamp you guys seem to have a lot of things in common. I think if you two had sex you would both be very satisfied with one another.

BWAHAHAHA and then they can roll over and not cuddle.

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And then maybe the two can go to IHOP for morning breakfast and share gift certificates.

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If there was ever a girl that was deserving of a donkey punch, it would most surely be you my dear.

-Rudey
--Hee haw girl...hee haw

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I bet you'd like that, huh? :rolleyes:

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Send pictures when you two are done. :D

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Nice. Now that you made your funny, please go back to your daily routine on GC.

And the fact is that guys want to sleep after sex...usually alone. Yes, every once in a while you have the urge to lay with someone there. However, the case is the opposite usually. You can't be upset about that, so just accept it.

If a guy tells you the opposite, he really means he wants to sleep alone, wake up, grab some food, maybe work out a bit, chill with his dudes, etc. If he kept you in his bed, he's going to wake up feeling less physical (cuddling drains testosterone), feeling tired, and thus he won't get to have that wonderful schedule he had planned. But don't worry, we'll call you ;)

aephi alum, how can you feel that way? Seriously I don't know whether it's good or bad, because no guy wants to be a 5 minute man. And do guys really go down on girls AFTER the sex??? I didn't think anyone did that.

-Rudey
--And I usually think about ugly women in politics when I want to last longer. Now, it'd be weird if I ever called a girl Janet Reno and had to explain why.

HotDamn, the neurotransmitter in question is adrenaline, also known as epinephrine. It's what makes us ladies want to go run laps after sex.

Rudey & Co., I'd like to see the study that shows that cuddling drains testosterone. I suppose you boys are some of the ones who think that being kind is the same thing as being effeminate, which would make you gay. God help us all, we can't have that! Go ahead and get it on, you two, but use a condom. And I, for one, do not want to see pictures.

OP, being kind does work. Eventually you'll find a lady who wises up and realizes what she has with you. All the others will be kicking themselves after a miserable divorce twenty years down the road, saying, "Damn, I should have grabbed that Billy kid when I had the chance."

Yeah, just because we prefer not to do a certain thing that others may like, it makes us homophobes and boys, huh? You don't know anything about my life to start assuming that stuff. I tried the "be kind" route and it got my heart broken really bad...so I think I'll avoid that way for now.

I apologise if I've offended you. I was merely pointing out that such behaviour is rather typical of males who exhibit those opinions, and that perhaps you might be aware of that so that people do not make such assumptions. I also did not mean anything by using the term "boys." I refer to gentlemen of all ages by that word.

I'm sorry to hear that you've had your heart broken. You sound very bitter. I'd encourage you to give kindness and sincerity another try. The ladies you attract with anything other than those qualities will just hurt you more in the long run. If you treated your XGF well and she broke your heart like that, then she didn't really deserve you anyway.

And I'd still like to see the study that proves that cuddling drains testosterone.

Listen, I'll give you a shot. Come over and wear something cute. Make sure you don't say anything to embarass me (i.e. don't bust out any crap about oral sex not being a right).

You seem to have used some obsolete form of logic to connect wanting to sleep with lacking kindness to homosexuality. Cuddling doesn't drain testosterone in the literal sense. It means you're not in the mindset afterwards that you would be if you slept alone after the act.

-Rudey
--Oh and I like hooker boots and cowboy hats. Remember, you've got to dress to impress.

No thanks, baby. You're not my style.

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Now let's get back to business. Would dudes really go down on girls after the act? The questions holds for girls too.

-Rudey

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YES. Guys AND girls.

Really, I see a lot of squeamishness to a lot of FUN stuff on this thread.

All I can say to that is, you can't knock it unless you've tried it. ;)

i've gone down and guys have gone down on me too after sex. no big deal.

shelley j
sigma k

There are other ways to please a woman, Rudey. ;)

Going down on someone after sex - I tried it once, and learned that rubber tastes awful. :p Even if you've removed the condom, the taste sticks around. Not sure how I'd feel about it if that weren't an issue.

I'd never go down on a girl after sex. I've been in a couple of long term relationships where she got on the pill and no condom was used and it makes me SICK to think about going down on her after I busted one inside.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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No thanks! I'll let you keep that in the penthouse suite with Imthechamp!

-Rudey + Imthechamp
--Just think...free IHOP afterwards!

But why folks? Wouldn't you all like the taste of what YOU left behind? ;):eek::D

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hrmm . . . I wouldn't know this personally, but I have it on good authority that going down on the girl right after "finishing" inside her is an invitation to a wacky taste sensation. He said he felt a little ill.

The visual I get is a Boston Creme Donut . . after the creme has gone all bad and funky . . . and then slurping the bad funky creme out of the donut and swallowing it all down in one long gulp . . .

As far as going down on the boy? Whats the difference? There is no challenge there at all!

I would usually prefer not to go down on a guy after sex, but I aim to please... If he took awhile to "recupe" and wanted it... I'd probably oblige. :)

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Well I've had the girl go down on me with and without condom afterwards. With the condom she totally made a face. I've never gone down on a girl after I busted.

James is right...the visual he gave is right on the money.

aephi alum, are we talking about the hands?? I guess that'd work until he got carpal tunnel syndrome or something.

-Rudey

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Huh. So I guess one would be the luckiest girl in the world if she found a guy who liked to have sex, cuddle, sleep together and then get up in the morning and have sex again...and again... ;)

If the sex is good, there is no need (or desire) for oral afterwards. Just a big glass of water, a nice pillow and some blankets.

Yeah, I'd be interested if you didn't talk so much and were so f*cking annoying.

I'm immitating you. :p

Talk so much? You must be SERIOUSLY deluded!

Really? That's nice...

:rolleyes:

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Well, I guess that offiicially makes me the luckiest girl in the world... ;) Not that I didn't know that before or anything. :p

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Well actually, I imagine it would be the same theory as going down on her when she has her period, concentrate towardss the front and you should be able to avoid the, er, creme filling. LOL

I guess I was squeamish about a lot more things when I was younger, but the more comfortable I've gotten wiith myself, my body and my sexuality, the less I find objectionable. And having a partner that shares your sense of fun and adventure--well, it doesn't get much better than that! ;)

Question for the women.

Do you like it when two men are making out or doing it?




I DON'T!

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1. Nothing wrong with laying together (notice I do not call it cuddling or spooning). But sometimes you still need your sleep and I'm sure the girl needs her sleep as well. Note: Laying together happens only with a girlfriend and possibly with a friend.

2. Sex in the morning is encouraged. Once again, only with a girlfriend.

3. Oral should come before hand. Sometimes the girl ends up too worked up to have sex after though so I don't know.

4. I prefer a roasted chicken sandwich from Subway along with a glass of water. Actually finding a girl that allows this one has been, sadly, impossible.

-Rudey

I knew a girl who said she'd give me head if I kissed one of my friends on the lips...and I quickly threw her outta the house.

But other then that, all the girls I ever asked said that was pretty damn gay.

I do not find that appealing at all. I don't think I've ever heard of a woman who wanted to see that.

Two guys kissing is gay. I'm not being homophobic, that is the definition. Guys like two girls kissing because girls are hot, and two girls=twice as hot.

I thought so, just checking. :cool:

Seen it. Don't like it.

I am indifferent to it. My best friend is gay. *yawn*

ew ew ew ew.