Oh oh this is a funny one! My aunt, mom, and I bought a SHIT load of Chinese food about a year ago. We paid for it with $60 my grandma gave us, and it ended up costing $57. We thought it was sweet that we had $1 each left so we each bought a lotto ticket.

The last time I gave someone a fake name/phone number_________

A few weeks ago. Sears was doing some credit card sign up thing in the mall.:rolleyes: The guy told me that if I apply for a credit card I can take home a free teddy bear. The teddy bear was SO cute so I wrote down a fake number and fake everything so I could get the teddy bear.:p

The last time a fugly guy asked me for my phone number was________________________

at the feast the other night. Ewww... I know that alcohol gives you courage, but please refrain from trying to physically enter your own number into my phone.

The last time I had a large amount of ice cream was...

When I came back here from Mn. for the Christmas holidays. I had to go back to school. I'm really close to my mom, and of course when I leave her, I get really emotional. When I got back to my apartment, I called her to let her know I made it safe. She told me she missed, and loves me. After I got off the phone I bawled in front of the tv eating a pint of ice cream at the same time. It was almost gone anyway, so I finished it.:p

The last time I called in to work, told them I was sick, but wasn't and enjoyed the rest of my day was________________________

Last week. I called and told my boss that I had pink eye and was ordered to stay home for 24 hours. The truth: doc isn't sure it was pink eye and told me I could work the next day.

The last time I went on a date with someone I met online_____________

was 3 years ago and we actually became a really good couple (we were in love and everything).. to this day we're still really good friends..

The last time I got completely drunk_________________

I think my freshman year in college.

The last time I got sick and threw up because of an amusement park ride___________________

was when I was like 7.

The last time I had the runs was ________________.

totally like 4 hours ago...

the last time I masterbated was when _______________