You said virtual balls. lol
That's almost as funny as cat porn.

Try some pepto bismol or when you sit on the toilet, just push really hard :D (lol, sorry just HAD to!)

Are you kidding me? They can actually check those things? I thought that was just a ploy to make people think that they were untraceable on teh intraweb! I certainly am concerned about all of this now - I may need to make a few more emails & put on a disguise so no one can find me. Or I could just stir up isht for the fun of it & see where it leads....

But I would never put my dreams on the line like that - my journey is much too important for games. I have to make sure that I can do this for the right reason so that my hairternal sisters will have a soldier to fight for them in this journey.

Oh. Em. Gee. AXO Alum, you have HUGE internet balls. You must get a HT soon! Although MY salon is rather exclusive, I have told many other salons about your quest to join them in eternal hairiness. The video definitely helped. You TOTALLY have to keep me up to date and let me know as soon as you have a date set for transplants!!!!!!!

How are our other potential new hairternal sisters doing out there? Any recent developments?!?!?!!

UPDATE!!!
 

OMG I'm so excited!!!!

Gonzo called me today, and since I have a hairternal sister on the internet helping me out, I think the chances for this one is good!!! They said that they do take new clients but that there is a big process and I need a sponser. I'm going to try to get a sponser, so we'll see!!!

Still no word on Kermit or Miss Piggy, but I'll keep you posted!!!

Aren't there people on here who are clients of Gonzo? Maybe you should ask one of them to be your sponsor. I am sure they'd be happy to!

There needs to be a list stickied to the top of the forum of those who have successfully HT-ed! You know, just so y'all know which salons are the easiest!

And don't forget about those are still seeking the perfect HT! They need a list too!

Well I think that we should also have a list of who's for or against HT. I don't know about you, but I personally don't feel comfortable talking about HT in such a public forum.

REPORTED!

Texas*Princess, don't let the big process scare you! Someone on the internet will be able to help you find someone in Gonzo to sponsor you. Everyone just wants everyone to fulfill their HT dreams, don't you worry!

Thanks SO much for all of your encouragement! Ya'll are the best!

I'm going to see about getting a Gonzo sponser...I think that might be the place for me!

But to make sure I'm definitely going to keep an open mind for Kermit and Miss Piggy. Getting a HT is for LIFE, so I have to make sure I pick the right salon for me

Not if you go to a sketchy salon and your hair falls out afterwards.

Then you can always pretend like've never had a HT and go to another salon!!!

exactly!

Its been like...OMG a few hours, haven't you heard anything from Gonzo or anyplace? You really need to get on the ball and let these salons know your interested.

Nothing shouts "interested" like 50 voicemails in 1 day.