How about "Go f*ck yourself!"

:cool: Mr. Man....you are still oh so sexy grrrrr! You make me wanna......

oh...my...did I say that out loud!

I'm glad there's not a mental Nanny-cam, because I was sure whooping that child's behind in my mind for all 6 hours I was watching him. :cool:

Just add antifreeze to your dog's water and that should help.:mad:

He won't snap at me anymore.

Mr. Light skinned green eyed customer, you are very SEXY and I thank you for the privelege of bagging your deli items and touching your hand. Please ~ Do come through MY LINE again.

New manager ~ I ABHOR pushing carts. It is NOT a good look for me. It is not at all cute. Please don't ask me to do it again. It's not like I'm good at it. If I break one of my pretty nails, I will be very pissed.

*This job is a perfect example of why I should get a college education. I can't wait til August when I can just throw up two fingers and scream "Deuces!"*

You piss me off.

You're both greedy asshats.

Mr. English Teacher: Why are you jumping all over me because Aldolfo doesn't complete his work for your class? He completes his work for me. I'm not responsible for your classroom problems. Kiss my farm boy a**.

This place is the laughing stock of the industry in this city - even with another firm run by a cokehead banging his 2nd in command.

You're so perfect? Then you do it.


I'll just sit back and laugh when you fail.

It must be nice to spend the last three hours of your shift chatting on your cell phone and still have management think you're a dedicated worker!

most people only actually do about 4 hours of work each day

i just worked for 4 hours straight

can i go home now?

Is it bad that I've spent more time at work today preparing for my interview tomorrow morning than actual company work?

This sounds like the lady that sits in the cubicle next to me. I think she may have found a new job. Please, please, please, let me not have to put up with her for much longer.

I like "The Godfather" as much as the next person. But I'm sick and tired of having to listen to you humming the theme, off key, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Seriously. Learn some new songs, and try humming them in key.

The fact that I've probably spent 70% of my life the past two weeks looking for a job (including when I'm at my current job) should tell you how much you suck. I don't think I should have to put "uniforms" in the memo of the Rental UNIFORM bill that's in the UNIFORM account for any idiot to be able to figure out that the bill is for UNIFORMS. FTS. Oh, and if you think I'm writing two seperate check to the same company at the same time to divide between uniforms and mat rentals - when they bill us together, you're F#$%@ing psycho. That is all.