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That. Is. So. Unrefined. How. Ghettois.

Since ya'll revived the thread thought I'd update ya...married July 03 the happy couple is now separated...bride found out groom was cheating on her New Years Day (04)...gave him a black eye & moved out in March(still don't know what took so long). As of this month they are currently "dating" to see if they can work it out!! All of this drama before hitting the one year mark. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek:

LAWD that is a dayum shame!!

stardusttwin,
the best part was your continuing narration of your deteriorating nerves dealing with this :D

although it's not quite GWS material, I was talking with someone yesterday who said that during her wedding reception her veil briefly caught on fire after touching one of the candles on the head table. :D

"the bride, the bride, the bride is on fire, she don't need no water... ;)"

hands down, this is the BEST thread in Greekchat.

Tony, have you made it to the basket yet? If not, you've just earned your boarding pass. :p :p :p

OH LAWD, LMAO!!!!

while this story isn't a ghetto wedding story, it is a case of bridezilla.

my cousin got married this weekend and it was a beautiful wedding. however, she did a few things that made my other cousins want to kill her. she called up every guest a few days before the wedding and told them what time they needed to leave their house to get to the place the wedding was at on time. even though she did this, on the invitation she called for the wedding to start at 7pm when it wasn't supposed to start until 7:30pm. she planned out the music the dj was supposed to play for the entire night, he was not allowed to deviate from her list. if someone requested a song he was told to run it by her and she would decide if he could play it or not. she basically just drove everyone crazy in the past few months prior to it.

This is a MAJOR pet peeve of mine...if you want it to start at 7:30 put 7:30 on the invite- be on time and any late comers will miss the ceremony. Its not fair for those who are used to being on time for things to have to sit around waiting for all the "1/2 hour rule followers" (well it says 7 so it won't start til 7:30...I'll go get my nails done at 6 and still make it on time...:rolleyes: )

Tony...she almost shredded the last nerve when she told me they were dating this weekend...I just pretend I'm deaf and dumb and shake my head when she talks. Anything I say goes in one ear and right out the other.. so I've flown the white flag...I just give up.

You are better than me. Although I thoroughly enjoyed your narration, if it was me, I would have hurt her. I'm thinking the breaking point for me would have been bathroom accounting. Although, the "photographer" would have received a very loud, "Aww hell naw!! If it was gonna be like this, Lil Man Man could've taken pictures."

This thread had me cracking up!

I went to a Redneck wedding about a year ago. It was my best friend's cousin's wedding. My friend wasn't dating anyone at the time and didn't want to go to her redneck family's function alone. I got to go with her. Lucky me. :)

For starters, the bride bought her dress in a cream color. She thought the dress was white because the store lighting was dim (notice: she got her dress at a Goodwill type place). Anyway, she threw the dress in her washing machine with some Clorox to bleach the dress back to white. :eek: The dress ended up all splotchy. To top it off, she REEKED of bleach.

The ceremony took place in a beautiful park on a wooded bridge. The only problem was that they didn't want to pay for some fold-up chairs so we could all sit. We stood on a shakey wooden bridge for the whole ceremony. The park is located right by an airport. We couldn't hear the bride and groom saying their vows because the airplanes were flying overhead the whole time. The "VROOOOOOOOOOOOM" sound drowned out the whole ceremony. Luckily, the ceremony was only 15 minutes long since the priest had another wedding ceremony to perform that day.

The reception was held at a decent restaurant. I'll give them that. :) Except, there was no wedding cake, no throwing of the bouquet, and no dance floor for the bride and groom's first dance.

The best man got really drunk off of Arbor Mist (the only alcoholic beverage provided). He stood up and said, "Finally, these two have exchanged vows and can now get in the sack. (snicker)" The bride's family were devout Baptists. The look on their faces was priceless. You could have heard a pin drop in that room after his speech.

ROTFL!!!! :D :D

Yeah..that was a makeshift wedding for real! :D

I have a story that tops them all. When my cousin got married his babies momas got in to it at the wedding, there was a shoot out at the reception, and while tryin not to get shotmy cousin the groom gets hit by a car wich his brother is driving. It was horrible. I'm glad I wasn't there.

i think i am about to be IN a ghetto wedding. My best friend and roomate (from an earlier post) is getting hitched in July. Our other roomie is also in the wedding party, and this trick is refusing to get her bridesmaid dress altered. :confused: I told her she ain't gonna be standing there next to ME looking a mess - get that sh*t fixed.

dang! That sounds like a scene from a black movie.

The dress... http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/eek7.gif but look at the man's expression..Priceless.
ETA:
A pretty woman can't save an UGLY dress!


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