Don't automatically assume that since we've slept together before, that you can get it whenever you feel like it, ESPECIALLY when you KNOW I have a boyfriend!

Amen

do wanna have it be more than just sex.....
do kiss me with your eyes open when it's all said and done
don't flip me all over the place.....well, not every 5 seconds, anyway ;)
do get rowdy and talk dirty

DON'T friggin tell me "you're SO much better than my ex"....while you are trying to compliment, all you're doing is bringing up your past and straight up admitting to thinking of your ex....while, true, i am prob better ;), don't bring up old isht. ever....

DONT FREAK OUT!!! ARG

AMEN!!!

OMG, what on earth possess a guy to leave his socks on when everything else is off??

This is so funny. Bump!

Just thought of another one:

Just because I'm having my period does NOT mean it's hummer week!!!

I just find it interesting you guys are saying all this while having your letters in the signatures. I'm not trying to flame anyone or start crap. Yeah sex does happen in real life but is it healthy to associate your letters with being this outward and blatant?

Don't fart ever. ITs never cute.

NEVER fart when I am performing oral sex on you. ITs fricking gross.

LMAO James. I've heard stories of that happening... icky.

What if they're all out of Barney? Will a "Death to Smoochy" costume serve as a viable substitute? LOL
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0266452/C138-25.jpg

Or are you a Barney purist?
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/m...ges/upisup.jpg

LMFAO....no she did not just say "hummer week"....omg....priceless......LOL... :D

Do call me back when I call you nonstop. I'm not just callin to get my play station back jackass! I want some of my ghetto-boy booty!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...shysitting.jpg

At least I think he's hot? :confused:

Do massage my entire body with massage oil...you never know, you might get one too! ;)

Do play recreational sports (tennis, soccer) or workout with me! I like to see you all worked-up and sweaty!