Did anyone see this guest at the White Party?

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And those boobs are totally natural................

Elliot Mintz or the blowup doll next to him?

Neither actually......

I certainly saw Mr. Mintz. He was the one talking to Taylor about how closely to watch when a person says, "I did not ... have sexual relations ... with that intern. ~slurp~" The "blowup doll" however ... LOL!!!

Brandi Glanville got married this weekend.

Apparently, it was a drunken New Years mistake & she plans on having it annulled. :rolleyes:

I wonder if this marriage will affect her alimony? If she's getting alimony, it usually stops when you remarry....even for an hour or two.

I knew it! I Knew It!! I KNEW IT!!! I knew Kim's man, Ken, seemed a LITTLE bit ... uh, ... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies.../happy0042.gif. I kept saying to myself, "He seems kinda feminine to me ... Hmm." And now Brandi confirmed it when she called him a "gay mastiff"!! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies.../happy0130.gif LMFAO!!

I was quite surprised at how Taylor's therapist really went in on Russell during her session. I expect most psychologists to remain unbiased when they're trying to help (at least, that's what we were taught when I studied Psychology). He's good.

OMGosh! She really IS an idiot if this is the case. From the looks of things, she is REALLY out of control. And her display on the plane and their ride to the resort was just ridiculous. ~tsk, tsk~ But I love, Love, LOVE Lisa's sense of humor, which always seems to be RIGHT on time. "Now why do you want to lie there like that and show him [Ken] everything he's missing ..." LMAO!! Puh-leeeeeeeeez, Lisa, ... you could run CIRCLES around Brandi's anorexic-looking self. :rolleyes:

As an aside, I'm paying very close attention to Adrienne, and I'm truly beginning to wonder if Adrienne really, TRULY even LIKES men at all, ... especially after the cringe-worthy comment she made to her husband, Paul, about him never being "able to compete with another woman". :eek:

Oh, I'm sorry ... apparently, I misunderstood. Ken looked more like "a gay BULL mastiff". Gotcha, Brandi! :cool:

I know one thing ... As high as Brandi was when they all got off that plane, she is in NO position to accuse anyone else of using crystal meth EVER again. I mean, ... BLOODY HELL, woman, ... have some respect for yourself!! :p

She mentioned being terrified of flying. I wonder if that's why she got so loaded.

If one has a fear of flying drinking exacerbates the fear and makes you an idiot. A xanax or valium is better living through chemistry.

Yeah, ... but she said she "USED to" get so afraid to fly that she would ruffy herself. Apparently, she is STILL ruffy-ing herself, and mixing that with alcohol really doesn't help matters at all.

Brandi mentioned that she took xanax AND had two drinks. That is dangerous. She could get so "mellow" that she could have a serious medical problem.

Kim and ken? Oh yuck......

I know, right? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies...tongue0020.gif I'm also not so sure what I thought of that open-mouthed kiss Andrienne gave her husband, Paul, but I'm glad to see them acting like a couple in love for a change.

Did anyone catch that Lisa and Brandi were wearing my favorite colors just before getting on the boat? Ahhhhh, everyone looks good in pink and green. :D

I know one thing, do you think I'd be worried about my sister when a man like Mauricio is sitting on the couch, ... IN SHORTS, no doubt, ... asking me to come to him so that we can toast to his birthday?!?! Uh ... I don't THINK so! For one, he'd be getting a LOT more than a toast, that's for sure ...

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And, I thought it was quite sexy the way Mauricio went in on Kim and Ken for being late to Honolulu. Ohhhh, BABY!! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0001.gif But Kyle was too friggin' preoccupied with Kim to even show her husband some love when he wanted a kiss!! She is SOOOOOOOO lucky! If she only knew ...

But I guess Kyle has reason to be concerned about Kim, because for starters, when she and Ken missed the boat, they had brunch with each other, and I could tell by the way Kim's eyes kept closing, that she was ON something. The fact that her man, Ken, had sunglasses on confirmed it for me. Part of me can't blame Kim for always making excuses NOT to be around "the girls" because whenever she tags along, there is a fight of some sort where Kyle puts her on the spot in front of EVERYBODY. Why can't she wait until the two of them are alone before she starts bringing up shiggady?! Yeah, that would make me not want to be around you, too.

Did anyone notice that Taylor had her right eye covered with hair when she was speaking with Dana? And, why in the H did she find it necessary to call the others when they were on vacation to drop the Divorce bomb? She couldn't wait until they returned and she doesn't have enough other friends in LA to tell?

I really irked me that Ken and Kim blamed the alarm not going off to get up. Hello, it was afternoon in LA. And, I agree that Kim was on something.