Yes. Takila. But has a tattoo with it spelled Tequilla. (Yes 2 L's) And all of her statuses are like this PLUS she does play-by-plays of her life. It's Facebook not twitter!

Not bad grammar, but bad manners...

A friend I haven't spoken to since college apparently just got engaged and so it pops up on FB that "Erik ____ is engaged." Underneath this, the mother of his fiance writes 7 (yes 7) consecutive posts about what a bad idea this is. Yikes!

I can't even read that. WTH?

Sadly, I can, thanks to my 14-year-old sister's friends :(

Oh, I'm sorry.


I think I have a headache from looking at it.

Yea, visiting my sister's FB page gives me a headache too lol

I think if my sister, brother or friends wrote like that, I would respond with "Ag@3sAKdn !3gjvSAf SGb fdsR8Dbns'lrS."

Or something to that effect.

^^ Oh, my sister knows better than to type to me with that crap. She uses complete sentences with me lol I don't really care what her friends do though

soo....gonna submit that to lamebook.com? the public has a right to laugh. :D

uh... "woow , yhuu are so uhgleeee . nohtt tahlkinqqq aboutt yhuu confessions;z , thiss ihss a hatee ckommehnt tooh a bhiitch ."

...the fuck?

I pray that this is a high school student...

I don't know, but I was hoping it was a drunk 12 year old..

The keyboard on my new phone sticks so 98% of the time, my texts come out looking something like ^ this... which is why it takes me 3 hours to send a text. /rant & hijack

What the hell is BO$$??!? A friend keeps posting that as his status update. I've asked him what it means and he responds (oh so cleverly), "BOSS!"
wtf?

Is he claiming that he is a boss?

I don't know. He uses it as an adjective, verb and noun.

Someone commented on the same status I'm bitching about, asking him (more like telling him) it was past time to retire the phrase. Guess I'm not the only annoyed by the stupid phrase.

Boss is a generic superlative IIRC. One of my Brothers used it a lot and we told him to stop acting so white lol.

adjective: "man, those shoes are so boss!"
verb: im not sure how this is a verb outside of its actual meaning, or "just another day in da life of a gatdamn bawse!"
noun: "im the biggest bawse that ya seen thus far"

^^ lol.

Yes.

And that is exactly how he says it, too. "Bawse." Ugh.

Blame these guys: Like a Boss

ETA: So very NSFW.

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that post.

And LOL @ "featuring Seth Rogen"

I knew there was a reason for me not to friend cousins.

One of my cousins, apparently, is a lesbian. But she's into the DRAMA as well. She was putting another girl who wants to "be all up under [her] 'wifey'" on blast via her Facebook wall. She mentioned the other girl and the "wifey" by name, so of course I checked their profiles out...they're both in the military. Awesome.

My cousin's little girl (who's 12) is one of her Facebook friends, as is my aunt and uncle, my mother, and all of our aunts and uncles on that side. I told my mom this morning that as much as I hate hearing it, I can't stop reading it. LOL

Random person from HS: OMG Gary Coleman pasted away.....

It was a sticky situation.

ROTFL!

I'm going to hell now!

I know, I felt bad, but I couldn't NOT say it.

My cousin :"DADDY UPDATE: dad was brought back into the hospital friday because he has not been able to keep his food down. He is not as bad as last time, he has a bad migrane which is causing him to get sick, making him dehydrated, and caused his levels to raise. His levels are commming back down and he is eatting. He schould be out tommorrow."

all of her status (stati?) are like this

" Got B u n k B e d SWAGG , Always 1 Level Aboveee ♥"

"; Graduating w My Masters Today ! Congrats to All of the Other Gradsss :) I Feel Old , Ha ."

"; A b o v e All Else : Guard Your Heart ♥ , For Everything You Do - Flows From It *"

Oh she's back.

So we can ban mustang_girl round 2?

Sorry you're so much fail that you have to resort to this all the time.

Continuing to QFP. Ask your mommy about the promised sorority bid yet?

I know. You're dumb. It's not surprising a lot of things baffle you.

1st grade must have been a tricky one.

Would it be "bad" or "less than good" if she was?

PINEAPPLE. PINEAPPLE.

It doesn't WORK. The stupid is too strong captain. The engines cannae take much more of this!

I tend to agree - she was kinda funny as miss_e and the love bean was pretty entertaining, but horsey bitch and volleyballdouche not so fun.

Word.

The bolded part is terrible. Just terrible.

Something tells me there are NO black sisters in the sorority V-baller is promised a bid from.