XM Radio - Pay for the same crap you can get for free or put on your Ipod



Carnival Cruises

Eat what you want and you won't gain weight! (because you'll be puking!)



Ann Taylor (and be nice!)

Carnival Cruises: When you want to experience a fraternity party on the high seas.



JIF Peanut Butter





ETA: Sorry about posting at the same time, Sthrn, I don't have one for Ann Taylor, tho'...

Jif - Get your mouth gluedshut the natural way





Arbonne

Arbonne: Convince people they don't look or feel healthy so they buy a crapload of your overpriced products. Profit from it then suck your friends in so then they do the scut work and you still make a profit.



Bally's

Bally's: Even our trainers don't look like they do on the commercial.




Kool-Aid

Kool-Aid: Moms depend on Kool-Aid like kids depend on big cold glasses of sugar to power them through the afternoon.



HDTV

HDTV - TV so clear that you can see the pimples on their face








Amateur porno video

When you want the world to see that you're too stupid to use a camcorder.






Disney World

Disney World - It's ok to leave broke...just don't come here broke














Scion (car)

Scion - when you want to drive a box on wheels.




overstock.com

Overstock.com, We put the 'O' in other things too!


garbage trucks

Garbage Trucks--- Gotta dump?



David Hasslehoff

David Hasselhoff: Not worth the hassle.



Starter jackets

Starter jackets: Sparking playground jealousy since 1989.




Breast milk