O Captain! My Captain!

I'll be quiet. (I'll be peace)

I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.

I probably could have saved her if I'd have moved sooner. But I thought it was just another nightmare, like the one I had the night before. There was... there was this guy; he had knives for fingers.

I'm not dead yet!

I'm getting better!

Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.

Really?

Yeah, we called it a Bullshit....

His parents gotta be decent people if they named their son Gaylord Focker.

Sometimes I dance around my apartment in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna.

The secret's in the sauce.

Fun?! Fun?! Oh, yes, yes as a matter of fact it is! We're supposed to do the show in 2 days, you won't show me lifts, I'm not sure of turns, I'm doing all this just to save your ass, when what I really want to do is drop you on it!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit.

You know where you can bury your hatchet? Now get your bony ass outta my sight!

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

Disturbing the peace?! I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?!