Body odor: Wash yo ass! Nuff said

Brows: I have had the urge to want to pin some folx down to wax their brows

Teeth: Brush, use mouthwash, breath mint. And WTF is up with the gold teeth? :confused:

Undergarments: Do not wear hot pink underwear under a sheer white dress. Also get rid of the pantylines. We do not need to be seeing your bra or your thong sticking out. I do not need to know you are wearing drawers

Big assed pink curlers in the grocery store: wear a scarf honey!

Also when it comes to certain clothes: Just because they make it in your size...
(ie if you are on the hippy side and wearing low rise...it doesn't look good)

People's friends! Even if you're "perfect" and your friends suck, take at least 10 steps back! If you suck and your friends are cool, take 10 steps forward. This is the #1 thing I judge people on. I can't believe I forgot to say this and I can't believe that no one else posted this before I did.

ETA: People's relatives and significant others also.

well, I'm most superficial about myself. I'm quite vain!!! I don't care so much if other people have bad breth or acne or wear bad clothes... I just don't do it.

Can you smell? :confused:

There's quite a list!

1. People who get the cheapest thing a brand makes, even if it's craptastic. Can we say iPod Shuffle? (Song for song, it's actually more expensive than the regular iPod and iPod mini.) Just hold out until you can afford a real iPod. I also put the "Return to Tiffany" line in this, too, Sorry.

2. People who wear the shirt of their college...when they're at the college.

3. Women who, when picking out an engagement ring, pick the biggest rock their man can afford--even if it's the crappiest one out there. I'd rather have a 1/3 carat that was flawless than a 1 carat that's light brown.