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The story behind that song is that it doesn't actually exist. It came about impromptu at a show and some guy keeps requesting it, so they play it. Luckily for me, it's on one of their live CDs. :) I love the Nadas. They rawk. |
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This is for someone
What it is in nature which lends its hand To the tongues of young wondering lovers in flight That by the silent boot of a dying word A scythe was taught to moan and to write What is it that is left for the blushing cheek To blink the lips of a blooming rose When lovers' eyes as black as summer crows Picked the blackened rose that they seeked What has not been taken by a lover's greed What has not been taken by a lover's greed What then from all the vine and seed On the fragrant air of spring they feed They come in swarms of two like me and you Fattened by the love that they need What has not been taken by a lover's greed What has not been taken by a lover's greed On and on they come Forever saying I would die without you In the chasm of these eyes Nothing satisfies Staring into the starry-eyed infinite Can't get enough of it Can't get enough Why is it then my pen should stall? When by your wondrous eyes I shake When we, this world is ours to take What has not been taken by a lover's greed What has not been taken by a lover's greed What has not been taken by a lover's greed |
For our favorite troll, fallen95, Outkast's Roses
Caroline! Caroline! She Caroline, All the guys would say she's mighty fine But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short Yeah, now dig this, even though You'd need a golden calculator to divide The time it took to look inside and realize that Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah! I know you'd like to thank your isht don't stank But lean a little bit closer Roses really smell like poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "witch" I hope she's speeding on the way to the club Trying to hurry up to get to some Baller or singer or somebody like that And try to put on her makeup in the mirror And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playin!) She needs a golden calculator to divide The time it took to look inside and realize that Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah! I know you'd like to thank your isht don't stank But lean a little bit closer Roses really smell like poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty I said "Would you call me?" She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?" I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing" Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak Trickin' off this bitch is lost Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no lawyers And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom I wanna see ya support bra not support you! I know you'd like to thank your isht don't stank But lean a little bit closer Roses really smell like poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo Better come back down to Mars Girl, quit chasin' cars What happens when the dough get so low Bitch, you ain't that fine No way.. no way.. no way Crazy b*tch bitch, stupid ass b*tch Old punk ass b*tch, old dumbass b*tch A b*tch's b*tch, just a b*tch |
This one goes out to Rudith, who GP named "the Harem's gay boyfriend" (this is a real song I swear, but it may have been written by 10 year olds).
"Rudy is Gay" by Jet Lag 360 I know a guy he's called Rudy Poor him, his always unhappy Because he’s little bit different He never had a girl friend He likes beautiful eyes But only those of guys No girls can understand Why he wants a boyfriend Rudy is … always gay Rudy says girl to go way Girls say : shut up gay! Rudy goes see his dad Dad says why are girls so bad Once day he meets Ben Now he’s an happy man Sure he will have a good life Because he has a man for wife |
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The Harem loves you, gay boyfriend! |
I dedicate this to me.
TENACIOUS D LYRICS "Tribute" [Spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: [Sung] "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul) [Spoken] Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." [Sung] And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World. Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun don't shine and the moon don't glow And the grass don't grow... Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh! This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world. [2-part skat] [Spoken] And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song. [Sung] This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin', So surprised to find you can't stop it. [Skat] All right! All right! And I don't appreciate the homophobic remarks ladies - especially when we know geekypenguin has short hair and plays softball while Lil' Hannah worked in camping store and wears flannel. -Rudey |
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RUDEY STOLE MY BOYFRIEND. :( |
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-Rudey |
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(I'm going to Hell, I know. A bumper sticker told me the road to Hell is paved with people like me.) |
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now, I'm a fairly offensive human being . . . but i would have never put this in-bounds -RC -We're gonna have so much more fun (and by "we" i mean everyone harem-ed) |
Fu*k U rockytop....
You'll never know what you lost.....
I'm thinkin of the Cory Morrow song... (Love Me) Like You Used To Do Cory Morrow Hold me back, but don't brake my stride Tell me the truth dont tell me lies Well, I've been bad, but I'm so good to you Won't you love me like you used to do? There's a passion burning in my veins I fell it pulsing like a runaway train The highway called me when I was 22 Back when you loved me like you used to do. I miss your kiss in the morning light I miss the want to in your eyes Well, I need you more than I ever knew Won't you love me like you used to do? Won't you love me like you used to do? On and on, well the days go by Another blur from a city limit sign Can't recall when I wasn't on the move Do you still love me like you used to do? Theres a thunder in the words you cry Who's to blame, the accusations fly It don't matter if it's me or if it's you Why cant you love me like you used to do? I miss your kiss in the morning light I miss the want to in your eyes Well, I need you more than I ever knew Won't you love me like you used to do? Won't you love me like you used to do? I miss your kiss in the morning light I miss the want to in your eyes Well, I need you more than I ever knew Won't you love me like you used to do? Why can't you love me like you used to do? You can still love me like you used to do Won't you love me like you used to do? |
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