To the woman who sits across from me: Can you stop saying Oriental?

To the girl who sits across from me and up one: You have worn a different phony pony every day this week. And they all look a fugging mess.

To J: You are so incredibly full of yourself! I just am in awe of your response to my email...you really are a conceited piece of work. You claim to be so intelligent, and I'm not saying that you aren't...your position is a big accomplishment, yet you are not above anyone. I am so in shock, I can't stop laughing...you really think you are sooooo...I can't even put into words how ridiculous you are. You are full of big words and you really have nothing to say. You are an educated fool...that pretty much sums it up.

Jackass :rolleyes:

To homedude at my job today: Ummm... the HIPPA laws are there for a reason. It might be a good ideal to read/memorize/embrace/get familar with/absorb them the next time you and your friend come to our office requiring our services. I told you the first eight times you asked me that I could not give you any information reguarding your friend. It was all on a need to know basis. ( and apperantly your friend didn't feel you needed to know)

So why did you think that after I told you No the first eight times, that on the ninth time, I was going to sneak and tell you on the dl:eek: :confused: Somebody must have told you wrong. Girlie ain't breaking the law for NOOOOOOOOOOO body:p

To Santa: When you're out delivering toys on Christmas Eve, could you stop by and deliver the UPS man from my job?:o :D Brother is FINE!!!!! and I wouldn't mind unwrapping him Christmas day:o

To my car...
 

HTH could the brakes get jacked up 16K miles after I had them fixed?
:confused:

LOL
 

TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE HATERS: They come in all shapes,sizes,and colors.They might attack from behind and some in your face.Heck,for all we know,it could be your BEST friend.They come out when you are feeling good and dressed to kill.Beware and hold your guards up at all times.Haters are walking among us.
NOTE: HATER REPELLENT MAY BE NEEDED :eek:

TO THE CLASS OF 2004: These last two years have been AWESOME and I would NOT change them for the world.Thank you all for the lifelong memories :D

To the people that visit my place of employmet every day: You know what the deal is from jump. You know that it's an all day visit. So why do you repeatedly act like it's inconvenince to you that you have to wait? All of you might as well grab a Snicker's Bar cause you're not going anywhere for awhile.
We tell you when you set up an appointment the expected visit time. (especially on Saturdays) But you still want to get all huffy. Well, if you want to speed things up, then you pitch in help us. So until you start answering phones, checking in people and the like, I don't wanna hear how you've been there since there for 2 hours and you haven't been seen. You get no love from me.

Help me understand something. My place of employment provides a service to you. So like any service establishment there is a wait time. Some days are busier then others, but there is still a wait.

When you go to the post office and you see a line that's out the door, around the corner,and into the next city, you have 2 choices. You either suck it up and wait in the long line or you go home a come back another day. The same theory works at my job. We can only do so much. We can only help one person at a time. Asking me constantly home much longer does nothing but work my last nerves. I can't make my co-workers go any faster.

TO THE DAYUM POST OFFICE: My boo's PACK ICH better be there TOMORRA!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I paid for PRIORITY not WHENEVERDAHELLITGETSTHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the applebottom girls: PLEASE stop trippin! Getting through life on yo azz ain't cute! Eventually you'll get older and what used to be an apple might look more like a watermelon (although a COUPLE of y'all are already leaning in the melon direction at this young age), so get it TOGETHER!

To the angry people on my buddy list: Sorry that I have a life and cannot spend hours on end typing instant messages. How about you all pick up the phone and call me or visit. There is existence outside of the internet. Go out and socialize with the three-dimensional people. Sorrrr-eee.

To anyone reading this: It may be old fashioned, but it really does warm someone's heart when you mail a note card or phone someone just to see how they are doing. Try it sometime.

to the girl who doesnt know when she had too much to drink: get you loud ass up off the floor! you make all of us look bad. its not cute when you came to the club lookin good with your friends and you leave with vomit coming out your mouth and taking nonsense. and you make me have a bad night. get it together for the 04!

to random people who ask to use my cell phone: not my fault that your t-mobile/sprint/att piece of crap phone does not work, or youre waiting for your (3rd) replacement phone to come in. and dont tell me "itll take like 2 seconds" cause you take forever and a day to say nothin!

to roommates with no home training: is it too much to ask to wash the dishes and not leave food and/or grease on them? or how about taking your nasty hair out the drain? them blonde strands aint mine! said the black chick with the braids...

to black folks: can we stop singing the "black" version of "happy birthday?" after two rounds, its over. dead. done.

to black teachers: do the damn thang! youre much needed out here!

to folks who think theyve hit their low: it aint ova! trust me it gets better. maybe its god, maybe its luck. whatever you believe in, it gets better.

to every1 who spent wayyyy too much this christmas: move ova and lemme get a seat!

to them 40 year old men in the club: i just found out my uncle bunny is a regular at the shadow--the hard way! fellas, keep it movin! why you think we call yall nasty, greasy perverted old men?

to straight black men: where the hell are you? 8 million people in this city and i cant find any of you. you damn sure dont go to nyu. are you even in school? if you are, keep on... same applies if youre working and taking care of your kids (and that means more than sending babymama a check every 2 weeks!)

woo woo woo tld221. It ain't just the black men at NYU who aren't straight, lol. You didn't really pick the most dating-friendly school for women, NOR are you in the most straight-woman friendly area!

BUT there ARE some FINE ASS brothas down there regardless. I have seen 'em (they might have been gay, but I was just window shopping so I didn't mind)! Keep looking and you'll find what you want!

note: I dont have this issue anymore because I dont look for brothas only. If I did I would rarely date! This is a city full of very attractive black, hispanic, asian and white men.

Just a Friendly Reminder
 

TO ANYONE who will post in the DST FORUM: We do NOT allow or CONDONE profanity. If you are confused as to what I am talking about here we go:


SH!T/BULLSH!T
B!TCH
F!CK
MOTHERF!CKER/MOTHERF!CKA


hell and damn are permissible but don't use them in excess.

To anyone who cannot or WILL NOT comply, EXPECT your POST to be deleted and NO I will NOT PM you.

ACRONYMS of CUSS WORDS are ALSO NOT ALLOWED up in here either.

To the SAME NEIGHBORS!!!! Take that wreath down. It only takes a SEC!!! Please don't still have that chit up again this February!!:mad:

To my "boyfriend": I am really trying to stay down with you, but I don't think that it is going to work. Like Keith Sweat said, something just ain't right. I don't know if it is just me, but I feel that I need more from you. I know that you are trying to the da dayum thang with your career and all that, but what about me? I care about you so much, but I am not getting the same thing from you. I am going to give you until March, then I'm out. You either have to love me or leave me alone.

to GOD: I don't think you've ever done this before, but do you think you could make a tiny exception for little ol' me? Can you make the world stop for everyone (except me) for about 1 week so I can catch up with my life? 'Preciate it! :D

W: I don't know what is going on with you, but you are acting mad shady. And you wonder why folks are talking about you?? Get it together!

D: I love you and I wish I could make things be different for you, but we both know that I can't. We both just have to trust God and know that "all things work together" and "many are the afflictions of the righteous, but the Lord delivers him out of them all"!!

B & L: Don't say call me anytime if you need something if you don't mean it! :rolleyes:

T: I pray your strength in the Lord, I really do!!

N: I love your spirit! God has deposited some wonderful gifts in you! You are such a blessing to me!!!!