AMEN!!!!

OK seriously, you need to stop dating girls that treat you like this.

-Rudey
--Once again, I'd like to reiterate the fact that you are all deviants.

DO make sure that I want to before you assume I do... but most of the time... I DO :)
DON'T move me if I'm moaning loud let me finish where I'm at and then we can move :)

DO kiss me but not so hard that I lose concentration from other things...
DON'T just kiss me on the mouth.

DO tell me that you liked it.
DON'T tell your fraternity brothers what you liked about it!!!

DO want to do it again either immediately or first then when we wake up in the morning... I'll wake you up the old fashioned way :)
DON'T compare me to any Porn movies!

Forgot bout the ruling.

LMBAO......
 

This thread is so funny!

Do:

Try new places
Kiss me all over (not sloppily)
Try new positions
Bring out the romantic in me
LISTEN to me and my ideas (they are always the bomb!)
Let me enjoy the after glow
Massage me (this is a must)
Talk to me during the act
Cuddle

Dont:

Leave after its over (unless I put you out)
Hold on to me, when there is a fight outside my door (I wanna see it even though its a mood killer)
Come through the front door, for the world to see (booty calls only)
Lie to me about size because when I see it (Imma laugh and put you out)

Thats all I can think of right now, but guys are a trip! :rolleyes:

Peace
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Do: take the top, and forcefully is a plus
Dont: get mad if it takes a while, some of us would like to be a minute man every once and a while

Dont: be all touchy feely on the member at a party and then forget about that after you lead me back to your room.
Do: tell me during the day that you want to be naughty right then and there

Do: be controlling, there is nothing hotter than a girl who knows what she likes and demands it

That is very funny!:)

WOW! :eek:

Are you serious?! :eek:

I would have died of embarrassment!


edited to add: DO talk dirty, but DON"T treat me/ talk to me like I'm a dime store hooker!

That deserves a big WTF.

My add-ons:

DON'T make me feel beautiful while it's happening and then ignore me the next day.

When you're walking to the bed, DON'T strut like you're the king of the world. Cockiness is a huge turn-off.

DO feel free to tell me what you want. Just remember that subtlety is key. How and when you tell me these things is important!

and finally...

DON'T tell me that you can't use condoms. I do my part of the birth control method; you do yours.

:cool:

Do- Learn to control your left leg for clutching so it doesn't get all wobbly when I'm giving you head on the interstate.
Feel free to bite me, just don't draw blood
Smack that ass :D
Take off your socks! Nothing ruins it more for me than if you're totally naked but still have your socks on.

Don't- Worry about getting picked on cuz your floormates can hear me through the walls. They're just jealous.
Drip sweat on me, please....yuck
Ask for anything that you aren't willing to give/receive in return (ex. oral sex, anal sex, etc.)
Worry about your roommate walking in. I'm in my element and what he sees is his fault. The big black X on the door shoulda been enough warning.

ETA: Don't be afraid to laugh during sex. There's no way you can keep a straight face when our bodies make that farting noise when we're that close together. Take a second for both of us to laugh it off, and then get back into the action.