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The guy who sings the song "Stepdaddy" or "do the stepdaddy" needs to be pimp slapped.
don't get me wrong though it 'tis a funny song. :D |
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I wanna pimp slap Al Sharpton for referencing "Kool-Aid" in his democratic debate last night. OK, some of 'these' folks already think that all we do is drink kool-aid and eat fried chicken and greens (as referenced by that Tiger Woods' Master's comment), and you gonna go and say something like that! You are laughable. (and no I don't think I am blowing it out of proportion :rolleyes: )
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i work at starbucks....
pimp slap to the customer who came to order a caramel macchiato and then, while his kids were yelling, begs me for about five min. to slap his children. he was obviously unable to control them but as much as i want to slap you and your kids, i will not lose my job over it. another pimp slap to the stupid customer who wants a latte with half and half milk, 1 equal sugar, heated to 175 degrees (normal temp is 160) and not a trace of foam. then he makes it a point to lean over the counter and watch me so i wont mess it up. if one little thing is wrong like the milk was heated to 177 or there is a tiny bit a foam or i didnt empty the whole equal packet, i have to make it over again. i always get these kind of customers, it makes me hate my job. |
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ONE BIG FAT PIMP SLAP TO...
Mother Nature, I WANT TO SEE THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!
and another one to the character Cynthia in the Maintenance Man and whom ever else produced/directed the play (I hope it wasn't Michael Baisden). You were nothing like the Cynthia in the book. You were annoying after the first 5min. of the play. Boo you! I have to admit, there may have been one or two parts that made me laugh, but urrrrrgh! You were annoying! |
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Edited cause clearly Africa and the Caribbean are not interchangable, lol. |
A phat pimp slap
PS 1.
A pimp slap to the melanin-challenged heifer in the elevator this afternoon. :mad: I get on the elevator the melanin-challenged lady makes the comment that my hair looks very pretty. I say thank you and figure that's the end of it. Ok, why did she then proceed to reach out and grab my hair and started touching/rubbing it ! I look at her like she has lost her mind!. She then says how she has a biracial daughter and she has hair like this too. Umm, ok, number one - why are you touching my ish? I don't know you from Adam!! Number two - are you checking to see if my hair is real? Why is that YOUR business anyway? I just washed my hair last night and now thanks to her, i've got to do it again this evening. Ol' heifer! :mad: PS 2. To ABC ( I think) for showing Phat Beach last night on TV. PS 3. Add another pimp slap for me. My dumb arse sat up and watched it! :p |
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Here's the scoop: The Jim Jones story (and the conspiracy theories are interesting) |
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