Why is your signature so awesome?

Also....WHY MUST I WAIT SO LONG FOR THE NEXT BOOK IN SO MANY AWESOME SERIES? Feed.me.books!

How did Cats manage to become one of the longest-running shows ever on Broadway? What is the appeal?

Rum Tum Tugger is so cool :)

after tomorrow's "transition day" at work, who will be gone?

When?.....when?.......when will I be able to eat solid food again?!

See also: Phantom of the Opera. That said, the source material for Cats was amazing.

If I won the lottery, one of my first acts would be to rent an apartment in NYC near Broadway, and fly up there and stay for weeks at a time just to go to shows. First on the list? Book of Mormon.

Now...

How is this weekend going to play out?

Ditto. Although I would just buy an apartment and live in NYC forever. Which is the ultimate goal anyways.

But on the other part of that paragraph.........why is everyone obsessed with Book of Mormon? It was good, it was funny, but it wasn't the end-all of hilarious Broadway musicals.

Did you have your wisdom teeth out? if so, I hope you recover quickly.

I'm sure it's not the end-all, but I've been wearing out the soundtrack recently (frequent 4 hour roadtrips with spotty radio to go check on an aging/ailing parent), and I just want to see it.

I loved Avenue Q - and I think this has similar appeal.

Will I lose my dignity? Will someone caaaa-aaaa-aaa-aaa-aaare?

Why do you have a nasal voice?
What part of me not returning your calls don't you understand?
Why did ask for my phone number while buying my friend a drink?

~This could also be in the D&R thread

Yes!

Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?

Will I (how will I) survive the next week until I can put in my 2 weeks' notice? :(

How can I survive this company before I can retire in a few years?