Flounces - classic # 1
 

I am going to flounce.
I will judge you. Yes, I will.
How dare you judge me?

You are a disgrace.
Oh, the way you represent
your letters is bad.

Why? Because you dare
have an opinion that is
different than mine is.

The best member? Me.
I am the sole judge of worth.
You don't agree? Bah!

I know how to be
the best representative
of your own letters.

I am out of here.
You are not worthy of me.
Flouncity flounce flounce.

You know, I have important stuff to do this evening and all this GC chit chat is keeping me glued to the PC! ;-)

I know! I am drinking way too much wine reading all this!

Flounces - classic #2
 

You are all meanies.
I am going to leave right now.
I am leaving now.

Look at me leave now.
Wait - someone has commented.
I am not gone yet.

Sure, I said I'd leave.
But then someone wrote again.
I have to respond.

This time I mean it.
I am going to leave right now.
I am leaving now.

I have more to say.
I know I said I would leave,
Define what "leave" means.

It means I'm mad now,
and will threaten to deprive
you of my presence.

But if I think of
something snarky or crucial
then I get to stay.

It is still a flounce.
Admittedly, incomplete,
moral victory!

I'm gone! Now I'm not!
It's like hide and seek for you.
Am I here or not?

Bahahahahahahaha!

I'm in the break room at work dying here! :D

Aw man, what did I miss?

I don't know, but I missed it too.

Revel in the peace.
Recruitment has not started.
Dreams have not been dashed.

I actually teared up with laughter at the last line of the first collection of flounce haikus. Flouncity flounce flounce indeed! If I was the crosstitching type I'd consider crosstitching one of those all fancy and hanging it on my wall.

Sweet tea on the porch.
Biscuits by the rocking chairs.
Don't mind if I do.

Twelve white columns rise
New house at Alabama
Or is it Tara?

Rush photos online.
When did hemlines get so high?
Clutch pearls, sip bourbon.

Nice!

Helicopter mom
I know all you know nothing
Snowflake child suffers

this paints a picture of so many of my own current thoughts & college memories!

GC Detectives
get their woman every time.
You think you are coy?

Time will really tell.
Anonymity, you think?
Not so much, ha ha!

"I know everything.
You know nothing, you fools!"
The internet knows.

The internet knows
who you are and what you do.
"The mills of the gods . . . "

GC ladies sing
this song "We know who you are"
all the doo dah day.