You rock, rock.

FEED ME, Seymour!!!!

You've got some serious thrill issues dude.

How'd you like to earn $14? The hard way?

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

We went this way and they went that way and I asked Hollywood, where'd they go, and Hollywood said, where'd whooo go?

You total slut, you have a crush on him. You're defending him, you love him, you wanna have, like, ten thousand of his babies.

I AM BRUCE ALMIGHTY! MY WILL BE DONE!

I can't think about that now...I'll think about it tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day!

Goodnight you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.

How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks!

That is SO fetch!

I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep, and I swear on everything holy that you mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.

You want the true, You cant handle the truth!!

No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

It's Ren and Stimpy.....they're way existential!
Do you have any idea what you are talking about?
No, does it sound like I do?

You complete me!

Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...

well..........there 'tis

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute.

Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.

If this is torture, man, chain me to the wall!!!

We owe you Wormers. And we always pay our debts.

You can't really dust for vomit.

RUTH! RUTH! B A B Y R U T H!!

I'll buy that for a dollar

she's a psycho hose beast

yeah i have a question...does barry manalow know you raded his wardrobe?

The horror, the horror!

I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.

Don't just stand there clasping your hands in pain... How about a round of applause for The Waco Kid?

Would you like to buy a monkey?

Lions and tigers and bears oh my.

I've got a 45 and a shovel, I doubt anyone would miss you.

That's no gun, that's your finger!

Mrs. Mullins? You the Man!

That's no woman, that's my mother!

I have quite a few here:

Strike first Strike hard no mercy sir!

It puts the lotion in the basket.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days & doesn't die.

If you don't put down that malt liquor and chicken wings and get behind somebody besides a running back who stabs his wife, how do you ever expect to get rid of somebody like me? It's a shame I can't fuck you, but sooner or later, you're fucked.

All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

Yeah, both of them. the next morning, I woke up, and my they had taken my tv. but man, it was worth it.