Re: Re: Jay Z
 

lol....*faints*

Re: Diahnn Carrol, Angela Basset and Eric Benet
 

that fool needs to learn how to tie a necktie.

Re: Diahnn Carrol, Angela Basset and Eric Benet
 

Diahann: I'm bringing the pouty look back, people!

Angela: *smirking* You can bring it back, but I won't be following it!

Eric: I'm taking a picture with two beautiful old women. I just hope they don't find out I think they're old.....

Re: Diahnn Carrol, Angela Basset and Eric Benet
 

Diahnn: "yeah, I might be 412 years old, but I look GOOD!"
Angela: "look at my guns, baby. You can't get that isht with Boflex."
Eric: mentally to self: "one of these days Imma quit that light-socket/fork fixation thing I got going on."

Re: Diahnn Carrol, Angela Basset and Eric Benet
 

Hijack -- I want to be Diahann Carroll when I grow up. I remember I had a "Julia" Halloween costume nearly 40 years ago, and Julia was relatable because MamaTrap was a nurse, too.

Caption:

Diahann: Why are Angela and I in the presence of Halle Berry's discard?

Re: Diahnn Carrol, Angela Basset and Eric Benet
 

Angela Basset (looking at Eric sideways I might add): Look at his sex addict self. I think he is trying to holla at me to. Don't he know Im married!

Terri McMillan and her Gay ex
 

http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/...05_284x218.jpg

http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/...06_284x218.jpg

Bush and Ali
 

Re: Bush and Ali
 

Ali: Damn! What on earth is taking so long!

Bush: ... chanting ... Over and Under ... Loop de loop ... One, Two, Tie my shoe ... Damn! How do you do this thing! * signals to Dick Cheney *

Re: Re: Bush and Ali
 

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Re: Terri McMillan and her Gay ex
 

Re: Bush and Ali
 

Okay, let's see here....... Do I tie it or fasten it? Ummmmmm, Condi, can you help me out here?

Condi: Dayum, this imbecile can't even fasten a medal. Even I know it's supposed to be fastened. I can see it from here!!!!! :mad:

Re: Terri McMillan and her Gay ex
 

Terry: *thinking* The glare from the make up is killing me, but his eyebrows are realll nice. But WTF is up with his frosted tips on his spiked hair? This nicca been watching too much "Will & Grace".

Re: Re: Bush and Ali
 

Ali: This may not be a good idea.

Re: Re: Bush and Ali
 

Somebody call the coroner! LMAO!!

His top teeth are beige. His bottom are whiter than beige. And I am so mad at "sexy azz church deacon."

Some of you all need prayer, altar call type prayer.

Re: Re: Terri McMillan and her Gay ex
 

I'm http://www.siyclone.com/forum//style...ault/faint.gif at "pillowbiter"!! LMAO!!

Denzel
 

Mary Kate (left) and Ashley (right)
 

Re: Mary Kate (left) and Ashley (right)
 

Mary Kate to the paparazzi: Yes darling, I'm fabulous. Are you getting my good side? Let me pout out my lips. I just had them done, blah, blah, blah...

Ashley thinking: Dayum, I KNEW we should have let LnF117 do our makeup. This is proof positive that the "smokey eye" look is not for everyone

Brandy, Syrai, RayJ
 

Re: Re: Mary Kate (left) and Ashley (right)
 

Mary Kate: I shouldn't have eaten that whole M&M. What was I thinking? I feel like such a cow. Maybe if I suck in my gut, cheeks and pose at an angle, they won't notice.

Ashley:I don't care what our make up consultant say, this isn't sexy.

Hilary Duff
 

Re: Hilary Duff
 

Dayum...I got serrious cheese! I wonder if they'll notice if I pick it......

Re: Brandy, Syrai, RayJ
 

Syrai: Why my mama head so big? And I thought my granny tole her not to put this ugly, polka dot isht on me. Ole Heffa....

Re: Hilary Duff
 

And the winner for the best non-latina rendition of JLO......

Goodness! That's exactly who I thought she was at first glance!!

Re: Brandy, Syrai, RayJ
 

Syrai (thinking): Oooh, I can't hold them both up! Get off me, Uncle Ray J! Get oooofff!!!!

Re: Hilary Duff
 

*thinking*Why do they keep talking about that chick Lindsey?? She ain't got nothing on me!!:p

Re: Denzel
 

Okay, wait. I think I see the vision I want...... Nope, I still need to put on my glasses. I'm blinder than a bat outta hayle!

Re: Hilary Duff
 

Looking around: Who just booed me?!? I'll come up there and kick ur azz!!!!!! :mad:

Re: Denzel
 

Pauletta - wait - why are you talking to Brenda Richie?....you know that isht isn't true, I don't care what Wendy Williams said you know I only love you (& stardusttwin)...who you gona believe?

Omarosa
 

Re: Re: Denzel
 

LMAO @ the loving stardusttwin!!!

Re: Brandy, Syrai, RayJ
 

Syrai: Dayum, if I had one wish, it would be for my Uncle Ray J to get his big azz head off me.

Denzel and Sanaa
 

50
 

Re: Brandy, Syrai, RayJ
 

Syrai: Why am I dressed like Minnie Mouse? Yes, I know I'm a babyperson, but Uncle Ray J, you better DESTROY this pic before I start dating.

Re: 50
 

"And now I will play for you my newest singles, 'Hustler's Anthem' and my personal favorite, 'Window Shopper'."

(Mase in the background) "I'm ready with the tambourines!"