You can't spell ugly without UG.




Tabasco sauce

Tabasco sauce: Unfortunately, probably the hottest thing in you'll ever get in your mouth.

Leather Couches

Leather Couches: Who doesn't want to sit on something cold and slippery?


Vera Bradley purses

Vera Bradley purses: We make the diaper-bag-look chic




TARGET

for when you are too cheap to go to a real store, but what to feel snobby about not going to wal*mart

electric knives

Because that back and forth motion is just too straining.

Jolt Cola

Jolt Cola. Helping nerds play WOW for hours since 1985.



Cheerios.

Cheerios - we feed it to babies because their tastebuds haven't developed yet.




Play Station 3

PS3: The reason why my nephew has Carpal Tunnel

Nike

Nike: Just do it. And by it, we mean pay insane amounts of money for the Air Jordan, amongst our many overpriced sneaker lines.

HBO

HBO: Why pay for the Wire when you can look out of your front door?




Vibe Magazine

your last magazine was out-sourced!


Triscuits

When you want to feel like you've eaten a brillo pad.

Excederin

Excedrin: When a Bleeding Ulcer is Preferable to a Headache





XM radio

Nike: We've got MJ.... do you ?


Atlanta Braves