**In the Dave Chappelle voice-over**


When teaching abstinence goes wrong.

Beyond nasty and filthy
 

http://asia.reuters.com/newsArticle....toryID=5288963

Man commits suicide after having intercourse with a hen.
:eek:

Re: Beyond nasty and filthy
 

That is absolutely DISGUSTING! :eek: :mad:

Okay maybe my anatomy is failing me but how in da hayle do you have sex with a hen? Regardless it's just wrong

*scratching my head* :eek:

I am trying to picture this in my mind, and anatomically it seams almost imposible, not to mention dangerous. I mean who knows what kind of new STD could kick up as a result of a human mating with a chicken. His wife should have tried to kill him for that sick azz s#*! instead of it happening the other way aroud.:mad:

Can you even imagine having your husband break down and tell you that not only has he given you some kind of creepy new STD, but he's been cheating on you with a chicken!!:eek: :eek:

Talk about a case of terminally wounded self esteem!:mad:

Clawd. Have. Mercy. A. Chicken. Based. STD. I know that I'm wrong, but I'm over here CTFU. :eek:

Why did an emergency room worker (in Manhattan) say that his most tripped out experience was having a man come in with a cat attached to his privates?


The cat had died, and the man was too busy going to town to notice. By the time old boy realized, rigamortis (sp?) had set in. The cat's booty muscles had clamped down on him, and the were joined at the "hip".

Normally, I'm a very suspicious person, and would not have believed this tale, but it was told to me with such sincerity and earnestness that I can't help believing that he was telling the truth.

The perpertrator told the worker that it wasn't his first time having sex with the cat.

This made me think of a flick that my friend was telling me about. He's from the Republic of Georgia (formerly in the USSR). There was a video circulating that had a group of men having sex with chickens. POOR CHICKENS!!!!! But it is anatomically possible for those who were questioning that.

Yeah, haven't you all watched that South Park episode about the chicken molester? lol

Re: Re: Beyond nasty and filthy
 

EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!:eek:

Ok, so dudes be out on the farm now making like they at Magic City or something! :confused:
I can just picture them talking bout "Dawg that fine azz hen over there is phat to death." "Look how she "poppin" those feathers of hers."

I mean what kind of foreplay can a man have with a chicken? Does Patti Purdue give him a lap dance first or what?:rolleyes:

I see Dudes have taken this chickenhead business way too far.:(

WHERE IS PETA WHEN YOU NEED THEM!!! LATER FOR FUR, ITS CHICKENS BEING RAPED OUT HERE!:eek:

they lay eggs, don't they?

:D

it's a joke.

Where is NOW when you need them? Why the poor hen had to be killed? Did they think she was going to go around tempting the other men in the village???:p

Would you even eat this hen??..I mean the special sauce from the tenderizer added a certain flavor....:rolleyes: :D

Ugggh! That's probably why they killed the hen because it couldn't be eatne...I guess.

I am mad that he tried to kill his wife. I am laughing because the village admonished him so much he couldn't take it anymore. Can you imagine?

What noises was she investigating? Poor hen.

OMG OMG OMG LMAO @ Patti Purdue and lap dances.

This explains CHOKING the chicken. :o

This gives whole new meaning to COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOO!!!