Am I trifling?
 

Okay... I can't believe I'm airing my dirty laundry like this, ya'll...

Well, I was at work in the bathroom and I felt like I had a boogie in my nose, you know... Well, I was at the sink, in the mirror trying to get it out. As you all probably know, sometimes the best weaponry to attack those little fellas in your nose is a good ole' fashion finger. Well, I proceeded to go after it and no sooner that I did, a co-worker walks in!:eek:

So there I am, looking like an overgrown 2-year-old, digging for gold... :rolleyes: Oh well... Her trifling behind didn't even wash her hands after she did her business, so I didn't feel as bad.

Have you ever in the bathroom and seen someone not wash their hands, and then they had the nerve to offer you food at some point later on?

No, but I did use the bathroom at Damon's steakhouse once, and an old lady was in the stall next to me doing her business like she was in the comfort of her own home. If it wasn't bad enough, she was adding her own soundtrack to her deed. She was grunting and giggling. She had the nerve to come out of that stall beaming from ear to ear like she just won the Nobel Prize or the Bathroom Olympics.

Have you ever gone commando (no undies) in public?

Yep, if it will be worth the sacrifice to avoid a panty line!

Question- If you had a chance to switch bodies with the opposite sex would you do the do?

Yeah, I guess I would.

Have you ever crushed on a teacher?

Oh yeah...Mr. Stroud my ninth grade history teacher ***ahhhhhh***
*lol*


Have you ever pulled clothing out of the dirty clothes hamper and worn it ?

Yes, dirty draws! :o




I'm sooooo joking. No, I don't recall doing so.



Have you ever lied to a guy that you weren't legal, so he would avoid you?

I dont really remember but i might have since i looked a lot older when I was younger. So maybe telling my right age scared them away.:( Now i just them ummm I have a man that makes me sooo happy I dont need a new friend. I;m flattered tho;)

What's the most romantic thing your beau has done for you? (or any ex beau for that matter:p )

He wasn't my beau, but he was a friend. I asked him to kick it with me for my birthday. He picked me up and told me to wear some comfortable shoes. I didn't--it was my birthday--I was trying to be cute! So he told me that because I disobeyed him, I was going to be disappointed because the excursion for the evening was private strip dance classes. I didn't believe him at first, but he started driving me to this area that I wasn't aware of, and we started walking down this dark alley, so I was beginning to believe him. Well, the classes turned out being private salsa classes. Afterwards, we went Salsa dancing, and had a romantic dinner, and later we salsa danced in my apt. with Sade...let's just say it was on AND POPPIN'!! ;)

Have you ever tried to slip out a fart in public and it turned out being loud and stinky?! If so, how did the people around you react?

ctfu @ delph998.. i plead the fifth..lol....

I take that as a BIG FAT YES!!

LMBO...let me tell you this story (this is what I call Love).
I was at Patricks house for the first time, and I was really, really gassy. I don't know WHAT it was but I was sneaking 'em out left and right. Anyway, I don't know what happened this time, but it came out it wasn't loud, but it was audible, and Patrick just looked at me like :eek:. So his brother Tim and his girlfriend were looking like :o and Patrick said, "Oh my bad ya'll...I ain't mean to let that out!" I could have kissed him. We almost died laughing when Tim kept going on and on, "DAWG you stank Mofo, that 'crap' ain't funny...yadda yadda" ROTFL @ the thought!

Have you ever just got out of the bathroom stinking it up and your beau decides he wants to stop by? Why do they always need to use the restroom at times like this? LOL

NO, but I have just blown it up and my friends will decide to come by! I hate that!! Your story was off the chain, by the way 1Savvydiva!

Question: Have you ever forgotten to flush the toilet after a bowel movement and someone goes in after you? If so, what was their reaction?!

I really don't even have a take on this but this is the FUNNIEST post I think I have ever read. I'm sitting here with my eyes watering...

nice story, though. to borrow the hood phrase: now das some love for your a**?....never mind :)

Danggggg where have these questions gone??? lol... Ans: No, I guess a benefit of living alone!


Have you ever had a friend/family member knock at your door and you pretended not to be home? (Who & Why did you try to hide out)

[hijack]Delph998 & TonyB06, I had to pick up the phone and call my sweetie and ask if he remembered that! We just finished laughing so hard...that has to be one of the funniest things that we've ever experienced.
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