I said before that Dan is just baiting all of them to make sure they play his game HIS way. I think he is just setting Keith up for a HUGE fall. I KNEW something was up with Jules when she told him to take the job in Charleston. Plus the way they met was always hella fishy to me. The show didn't come on last week. Kudos to Peyton for that shirt and the ensuing scene. They can spray paint her locker but she can't wear a shirt?! What kind of bullisht is that?! Anna is a heifer plain and simple. I was cheering when Peyton told her to get "ta steppin". With friends like Anna, Peyton should just marry a man like Dan. A huge part of me was hoping that Luc was going to look for Peyton not Brooke. However, I was kinda happy when Peyton saw Jake. Looks like Lucas is going to be solo for a hot minute.

sandy, i missed last nights episode. can you use your extraordinary recapping skills and recap it for me? i'll love you forever!

I'm confused....what was Jake doing there? Was he going to meet Rick to get some too? I was so confused by last night....but one thing I think I picked up on was that Anna could be a lesbian, either that or bi.

I think you are right...Anna is gay. Somebody on the board said something about themm having a gay character this season...to mix it up or something to that effect. Anyhoo...JAKE is in hiding. I guess he's out now but he was in hiding. I guess they aren't going to have any new shows until after Christmas. I didn't see a preview for a new show last night.

*cracks knuckles*

Everyone's recovering from the party at the beach house. We learn that the semi-formal was held on a SUNDAY, and the gang has school the next day.

Anna spent the night at Peyton's. That girl is always apologizing outta her ass. Felix is pissed because he thinks she went home with Lucas. Big brother reminds her that no one in the family wants to pack up and move again.

Nathan crashes at Lucas' house because of the fight he had with Haley. Haley calls Lucas looking for her husband, but Lucas lies and says he doesn't know where he is. Nathan comes home and tells his wife that he doesn't want her seeing Chris again (that's his name, right?) if she cared at all about their marriage. Haley refused. What a fucking biiiiitch.

Dan offers Keith the VP job at the dealership. Keith's all falling hard for Jules, little do they know something shitty's about to happen.

Brooke wakes up to find her car window bashed in, and immediately blames Felix, who immediately denies it. Turns out it wasn't Felix's fault.

Everyone except Haley and Nathan go to school the next day. Someone spray paints the world "DYKE" on Peyton's locker. Anna immediately snubs her and Peyton becomes the butt of Tree Hill jokes.

Later that night, Anna the Anorexic pays Peyton a visit. Apologizing again. Peyton tells her that she's going to fight back. Anna reveals that they had to move from their last town because there were rumors going around about Anna and how SHE was a rugmuncher. That's why they had to move.

Meanwhile, Karen's apeshit pissed when she finds out that Lucas refuses to take that test to determine if he has the same heart condition Dan has. He confronts Dan, thinking that he was the one who told his mom. Dan's like, "When you got into that accident, what did you see? Because I saw you, Lucas." What the fuck ever, asshole. Haley finds out about the test and she's GUILTY. She tells Nathan she's no longer going to see Chris. YEAH FUCKING RIGHT.

Nathan's the one who told KAREN (*edited for obvious reasons) about Lucas' heart. Lucas still refuses to take the test even though Karen tells him "No test, no basketball". She even goes so far as to tell his friends that they are forbidden from playing ball with the guy. Naturally they're all terrified of mom.

Lucas fixes Brooke's window free of charge and Mouth wants to pay for the damages. Initially Lucas refuses, but then Mouth admits that he was the one who bashed her window in during a drunken stupor. He was frustrated that she had gone to Felix instead.

Too bad because Brooke already slashed Felix's tires, thinking it was him.

Peyton wears a white t-shirt with DYKE in red letters and basically tells the administrator to fuck off (not really in words like that). They haven't taken care of her locker yet, the dude tells her to read a pamphlet, see a counselor, and to remove the shirt or be suspended. Then she takes it off, and flings it to him. Yeeeeeeah Peyton. You're the shit, ma.

Anna snubs her in school again. This time Peyton blows her off.

Haley goes to the studio to bid Chris a final farewell. He kisses her, telling her that there's an opportunity for them both in NYC. Chris tells her that her marriage to Nathan was a big mistake. And then we think she's going home to her husband, who's made a nice dinner for them.

Felix offered to pay for Brooke's window even though it wasn't his fault. In the envelope was about $300 or so and a picture of him and "some ho" (according to Brooke). Apparently she was Felix's ex-ho and she broke his heart and that's why he's such a hoebag.

WTF mates? How the hell you just gonna leave a picture of you and some other chick like that? Fucking idiots.

Deb shows up to tell Karen that she slept with Keith.

Keith calls Jules and leaves a message on her machine professing his love for her. Camera shifts to a laughing man...DAN THE ASSHOLE. Dan and Jules have joined forces somewhat, to fuck around with Keith--to make sure Keith stays away from Deb and take the job--whatever, but Jules is in on whatever Dan's planned.

Lucas visits Anna and tells her that he's in love with someone else.

Peyton pays her best friend Brooke a visit only to find Felix there, who recently asked Brooke to give him "her heart" and she gave in. "Give me your heart and I'll guard it with my life...just say ok." POO POO POO... this ain't Days of our Lives, bitches. Peyton leaves and drives off, looking for her pusher, jonesing for them white lines and shit. She meets up with him and then out of nowhere, like LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE, JAKE, the single dad, (God bless you for coming back because you're fucking hot too!) shows up right before Peyton fronts the bills for the coke. THANK YOU JAKE FOR COMING BACK. Whew. That's the only good thing outta this epi, IMO.

And then HALEY.....OH HALEY HOW COULD YOU? She was on her way home to Nathan, only to turn around and go to the train station. Seems like she's going to follow Chris to NYC. :mad:

And the final scene? Looks like Lucas chose Brooke. Too bad he showed up at her door, only to find Brooke and Felix in a kiss.

Don't know when OTH will be back. I think they'll be on hiatus for a while. Fuckers.

Hope this helps, BIA.

Teeny, Teeny, OH WAHINE!!! You are the chick!

I haven't laughed that hard all day. You so crazy...
Only thing that I have to add is that Nathan told Lucas' Mom not Dan like he(Lucas) thought. Lucas went off on Nathan because Nathan told Karen. I TOLD YOU THAT HALEY WAS GOING TO MESS UP BIG TIME!!! I hope you didn't throw out your arm humming things at the TV screen...

Oh and also ROFLMAO@ rugmuncher :D :D :D!!! COMEDY...

Yeah, I tend to not proofread my summaries before I hit submit. It's so hard to remember things in chrono order so there I was, typing away, all of a sudden remembering random bits here and there, so I have to go back--and with so many different characters I tend to type out one and actually mean the other.

But yes, what I *meant* to say, that it was Nathan who told Karen, and not Dan, about Lucas' heart thing.

So after I picked my mouth up off the floor after the show ended last night----I got all sad cuz there wer noe preview for future shows, and now I'm still sad and gonna go through withdrawal from OTH! What are we going to do, Kids?

High School Reunion 3 starts next week. :o

This time of the year sucks for shows because they are put on hold for all of the holiday programs...*sitting here patiently waiting for January to come so OTH is back on*

thanks, ho.

That looks like it's going to be a good one. Besides...we always have The OC too... ;)

I would have thought that Nathan would have screwed up the marriage. I hated him the beginning of the series, but he's turned into a sweet gentelman.

He really has, huh? Ever since he got cool with Lucas and everything with his family, we have gotten to see the softer side of Nathan. It's very attractive. I really pegged him as the as*hole of the relationship from the jump but I am wrong. Haley is evil. I wonder how she is going to explain this latest bout of SELFISHNESS to her husband.:confused:

I hate how they are writing Haley this season.
They've made her into an entirely different person. :(