Found it! (The thread, not the penis).

This was quite entertaining.

So, James, how have you survived for a whole year w/o your penis? Is there such a thing as a missing penis survivors' group? Perhaps there should be....

I just websearched, this sort of problem is more common than I thought! :(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1274235.stm
"...While the sect members were on a house-to-house preaching mission, someone raised an alarm that his penis had disappeared..."
Could it have been... James?

I think the good news, is that since most men check it's still there at least every six minutes, the chances of an epidemic of missing penises (penii?) are thankfully slim.

Penii?? CTFU!!!!

I've always wondered about that...is the plural of the word penis then "peni" or "penises" or does it just stay as penis? How does that work?

Looked it up on the Oxford English Dictionary online just now. It's definitely 'penises' for the plural. Peni is an erroneous spelling used, so penises is correct.
Usage: "One of our penises is missing!" or "Sound the alarm, someone has stolen our penises!".

It also referenced this odd quote: 1929 D. H. LAWRENCE Paintings, 'What do you paint with, Maitre? With my penis, and be damned!'.

Perhaps in searching for James' organ we should search the art world? :cool:

I don't know what disturbs me more... that James' penis is still missing, or that we're still talking about it :confused:

Found it...
 

http://www.buffalocomedysportz.com/i...ge%20Links.jpg

...in my grocer's freezer. :eek:

Helloooooooooo!
 

you did not...
i rescued from a pile of chorizo sausage in a lower valley bakery.
they said it was lost and they were going to integrate it.
ish....
not burritos for this boy.

Classic . ..

BWAHAHAHA! Yeah, it's still funny!

you know what...i heard it was last seen in juarez mexico fighting the worm in the ole tequila bottle.
it's a tough penis....so they say.

IS ALL THE BUMPING NECESSARY? THIS IS AS INTERESTING AS STUPID ASS MOVIE PRODUCERS WHO ARE PUTTING OUT SHIT LIKE THE DUKES OF HAZZARD BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING NEW KTHXBI.

Here it is...as requested.

Moving to News Forum so it will be close to the "microwaved penis" thread.