I AM THE KING OF THE SEX THREAD !!! BWAHAHAHA

Just so you all know, I now have a spare set of clothes in my trunk for various occasions. Now please pass the remote.

agger_rob,

At least you said please...

i am addicted to this thread.....
 

omg....just re-read this whole thing.....some funny ass isht on here.......ppl are so weird....... :)

ok, DON'T assume b/c i say i don't like something that you are the one to change my mind. if i don't like it, i don't like it....although i am up for a new experience, don't think you are Master Tongue Champion and that i will proclaim after you are finished down there "<insert random name> has the best tongue skills on the planet! come one, come all.....he did it for me! he can do it for you!!!!"
DO be cute, though, about how you wanna try to be champion ;) cute's ok, obnoxious/cocky is not.
DO wanna try new places....positions are good, too...but a new venue is always cool...
DO whisper sweet nothings in my ear
DO get dirty with your sweet nothings ;)

I want it when I want it, I want is where I want it, and you'd better just say yes!
and No I will not call you Daddy in bed

DON'T get up and answer the door when one of your fraternity brothers is knocking.

DO remember to leave a tie, a rubber band, a towel, write it on the door, whatever, because your drunk azz roomate isn't gonna know, and that ruins the mood, really fast.

DO shut your blinds and windows, I'm loud, and the party in the coutyard doesn't want to see OR hear us.

DO think about the fact that I weigh less and am considerably shorter than you.

DO have silken rope, or scarves, regular cotton rope leaves burns.

DON'T scratch me up, unless I can do the same to you, battle wounds are only cool if they come in pairs.

DO remember a blanket if you want to go at it on the roof or the grass.

DON'T give me a hickey. Unless your name is Kenicky, and then it's like a Hallmark Card.

DO not expect me to Kama Sutra you the first time, that requires mutual cohesiveness that comes with fully trusting oyur partner. Plus, if I'm drunk that can lead to trips to the ER, remember, I'm little.

DO kiss me after I go down on you. If you can't do that, you have no business coming in my mouth.

DON'T always expect me to swallow. Sometimes the taste is NOT what we're wanting.

Finally, sometimes, we just WANT a minute man.

Re: i am addicted to this thread.....
 

Like in the butt?

uh, that would be a no, thanks. new places as in public places (for example)....cars, parks, etc.....

wow.

Schultzz-- when you have the courage to let a woman stick something up your ass then we'll tak about you putting your stick up our ass;)

Do tickle my arse
Don't lick my arse

*bump*

can this be brought back to life....i think some instances must have happened btwn the last post and now to continue relaying the message...

plus, some newbies may want to add....i'm curious as to what the grapist has to say on here:

"don't buy anything but purple condoms
do go to mickey d's afterwards
don't wear anything but big red clown shoes to bed"

I just saw my innocence go bye bye reading this thread.....or what's left of it.

Don't stick a dildo up my arse and say "Who's the b*tch now?"

Don't conduct in any other position other then the missionary position in Florida. It's illegal.

Do call me "Big Pappa Pump"

* Don't brag about what you can do, but then cop out of the deed later

* Do bite, suck, lick my neck!

not anymore, anti-sodomy laws have been repealed, enjoy the oral and anal sex in sunny florida all you want.
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Do talk dirty while getting it on (but please do not cross the line if you care to finish up)

Don't ask the other to make you something to eat right afterwards, give her 5 minutes to enjoy the after glow :D (j/k)


RUgreek

Trampoline?? Anyone??!! :D :o