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AZTheta 04-15-2013 01:25 AM

Just what makes that silly old ant think he'll move that rubber tree plant?

amIblue? 04-15-2013 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AzTheta (Post 2212825)
Just what makes that silly old ant think he'll move that rubber tree plant?

He's got high hopes!

summer_gphib 04-15-2013 10:48 AM

Why did the hubs have to get the stomach ick (vomiting, fun stuff!) on a 3 day weekend. Of course, he's working from home and using sick time today so it's like a 4 day weekend with the whiniest man on earth. Why????

Little Dragon 04-16-2013 08:06 PM

Answer
 
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Originally Posted by Little Dragon (Post 2211124)
If the probability that the peanut-buttered side of the bread falls facedown on a brand-new carpet is directly proportional with the cost of the carpet, and if cats always fall on their four legs, then what would happen if I spread peanut-butter in the back of a cat and throw it up in the air above a brand-new carpet?

jajaja. Here is my answer. A new mean of energy.

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/129562...ad-with-butter

StealthMode 04-21-2013 04:37 AM

Did I do that?

http://stratsynergy.files.wordpress....1/10/urkel.jpg

lovespink88 04-21-2013 01:56 PM

Spicy tuna, why are you so delicious?

AlwaysSAI 04-21-2013 10:38 PM

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy can't I stop picking at my cuticles???! No matter how hard I try, I always end up doing it without realizing I'm doing it.

AGDLynn 04-22-2013 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by StealthMode (Post 2213851)

My waiter at the Mexican rest. Saturday night looked soo much like the older Urkel!

Very nice young man.

I've been having problems swallowing lately b/c of throat spasms. We ended up having to leave after I had barely eaten anything.

The waiter and manager thought there was something wrong with the food. The waiter offered me a dessert but I declined!
Left him a nice tip. :)

KD4Me 04-22-2013 05:29 PM

Why do I worry about this stuff???

Cheerio 04-22-2013 09:50 PM

Why Ask Why?

WCsweet<3 04-22-2013 10:09 PM

Why did I wait till the last minute to work on this projet?

AGDee 04-23-2013 12:03 AM

Where have all the flowers gone?

StealthMode 04-23-2013 03:18 AM

It is past midnight. The window is open. The fan is on. There is an ice pack behind my neck and a cold bottle of water under my back.

WHY AM I STILL SO HOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ETA: And who makes her Facebook name "Fina B In'da'buildin?" Foolery!

MysticCat 04-23-2013 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by AGDee (Post 2214050)
Where have all the flowers gone?

Oh, I can answer that: Young girls pick them, every one.

My question: When will they ever learn?

TonyB06 04-23-2013 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by StealthMode (Post 2214063)
It is past midnight. The window is open. The fan is on. There is an ice pack behind my neck and a cold bottle of water under my back.

WHY AM I STILL SO HOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Because apparently you have no air conditioning.

Why is this proposal one of the least well-written I've seen in a long time?


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