F.
T.
W.

Entitlement sucks.
As they throw their bid cards down
Out of pure disgust.

Also winning. Nicely done.

Disenfranchised. I
feel empathy for those girls.
Is that the right word?

The hoard of victims
will take it from here, nerd girls,
thankyouverymuch.

Threads that disappear
Even QFP can't save
The lost trainwreak thread

Oh, the internet.
PNMs can find alums,
but get recs? Maybe.

PNMs are whack.
"I would be a great member.
I'm perfect for you."

Girl, stay in your lane.
That's not how it works in rush.
Humility, please.

You is BAD for that!:D

If we could like that Haiku, I'd love the hell outta it

Contented sigh in the face of magnificent poesy

While late recs are bad,
what is worse are recs
written by pissed alums.

You were asked in May
to send your information.
Two months later - what?

So you've been busy.
Guess what, cupcake? So are we.
But we don't need recs.

We love our rushees.
But enough is quite enough.
It's too late, baby.

Bama and Georgia
needed those recs months ago.
You have missed the boat.

Rush is a great thing.
It teaches many lessons.
Alas, this one hurts.

^^^ Love. Pure love.

Please do not be a
Putter-offer. Said my mom.
She was oh so right.

Pretty girls in Norts
I don't get it. My short shorts
All were terrycloth.

(Hey, speaking of shorts
Loose basketball shorts I want
But can't find. Stores please?)

In Dixie we say
Get SEC recs by May.
Oh, the doo-dah day.

Brilliant! :D