STATE employees got laid off????????????

FUCK YOU. PAY ME.

I didn't dread going into work when you were on your two week vacation. I really don't know how to deal with you.

I work in Social Services, so it's RARE that we get laid off, but it could happen. The problem is that VA spent a lot of money when it had surplus funds due to the housing market, but since that's taken a nosedive, the State has had to readjust some things. :(

and stop paying people who walk in off the street a better salary than people who have been here for years and are already trained. :mad: THAT IS the only reason why people keep LEAVING to go to other counties to do the same thing.

Teamwork goes both ways. Or at least it is supposed to be. If I am promoting your programs, you should be promoting mine.

When the two of you go off for coffee together, you might as well leave at the same time, instead of "timing it" so that you leave 2 minutes apart. We've all suspected since March 2007 that the two of you are having an affair, so stop insulting our intelligence. Just leave together. Yeesh.

Oh dang! :o

I'm sorry, I thought part of your job was to communicate with your staff. Stay in your office. We do better without you.

Just because you have Dr. in front of your name doesn't give you the right to treat us like children. We all know that you couldn't do your job without us and the more you talk down to us, the less we want to help you. Let us direct patient traffic and don't go up front unless we tell you to.

Who holds an eval at 6pm at night? I don't care if we did lose 2 kids. If the child is in my room, I think you would have scheduled it during daylight hours? And I'm really thrilled that YOU accepted a child that has separtation issues and let her start Tuesday and then let this other girl start today. Do I even have a say over what goes on in my room? If I don't, then why am I there? If you want to cram kids in there, then you come back and teach them? At least it will get you out of the office.

Please stop calling me articulate because I'm Black and I speak proper English!

Keep it moving!
Doing your job? Oh why would you expect me to do that?
How odd she is sick every monday! (and that is on the tip of my tongue)

Maybe you went through four secretaries in six months because you're a total bastard. Just a thought.

Please stop doing your job in such a sloppy, careless manner. I have enough to do in my own job, to worry about cleaning up after your f*ck-ups, too, jacka$$!!

I realize that you're morbidly obese and have health issues, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that you smell like butt. Please shower.

It's bad when the most productive thing I've done all day is post on GC. :eek:

I don't know how your last assistant lasted 5 years, seriously. Do you do anything besides go to the beach with your family, buy new phones, and play golf after eating sushi? No of course not, you have me do it. I'm not as nice as the other girl was though cuz my smile is FAKE!

Grrrrrrrrr. I'm so done. I thought I was following the advice you gave me, but obviously not since you took it upon yourself to tell our boss that you feel like you're maintaining both our rooms. Everytime I do what you suggest, you jump in and tell me I'm not doing it right. How you would do it and how you did this and that . Yes, I'm grateful for your help. I really am grateful. I didn't want this job. I'm ready to walk away.

(In an interview today)

You are so ignorant I feel insulted that I am being interviewed by you. Where is your boss? I want to speak with him. Just because I am a woman does not mean I am not a lawyer. I'd like to be interviewed by someone here with a legal education.

Are you going to give me the full time job with benefits and decent pay that I deserve, or make me continue to work for peanuts?

Dear boss:

You suck.

That is all.

Dear Coworker:

If you stop listening to your Ipod and playing Solitaire on your Blackberry while I'm training you, you might stop making mistakes. Seriously, your mistakes are getting bigger and worse and now I'm finding things that you were supposed to do MONTHS ago that you never did! You've been doing this too long to play the "I'm new" card. Stop getting defensive and stop trying to CYA. Admit your mistakes, correct them, and we will respect you. Lie about them and you will get no respect. We all make mistakes occasionally, that's life. We all have days when we're not thinking straight and screw up. That's reality. DO NOT LIE ABOUT IT and put the electronics away. You're making me crazy.

AGDee

Dear Boss:
Don't ask me to tell her how to fix what she screws up any more. She only gets defensive and then goes to you about how unapproachable I am. I can't tell her anything, she doesn't listen. You are the boss, you need to tell her. I'm not doing it any more.

AGDee

I wouldn't be that upset if you fired me. I'd miss the paycheck and that's about it.

Shut up. Just stop talking because you are making yourself look really dumb.

Is this a professional company or a kindergarten?!?

Hey, boss, why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself??

I'm applying for a new job cuz this one sucks. And no, I'm not going to tell you I'm looking until I give my two weeks. Not cuz I'm mean, but cuz I don't want you to fire me. Maybe you'll get lucky and hire someone while I'm still here so I can train them, because we all know you couldn't train your own assistants to assist you...

Don't call me about your computer being slow. Yes, it is slow. So is mine. Our capital request was denied so there are no new computers. We are screwed. There is nothing I can do. Talk to your boss who bought 5 very expensive laptops for her people with one of her "pots of money" because we could have bought 10 PCs for that money. If they deny our capital request for next year, it's only going to get worse. So, get used to it.

If you aren't taking the entire team to lunch, don't mention it to the entire team. You have several pissed off people working today. I'm one of them. :mad: Then don't insult me further by saying that next time, I'll be at the damn event. I don't care at this point and I know the look on my face said as much. Things like that are the reason why morale is so low and why people are looking to leave.

I told you four months ago I was going to transfer. You said you were going to help. Do not blame me for going to your assistant for help. He is the one who trained me. You should have taught him how to transfer someone while you are teaching him to be a manager and now he is supposed to be fully trained. So while I am on the floor helping people, DO NOT come up to me you snobby brat to tell me this is all my fault, that there were ways to cut corners and that your boss is now mad at you for it. You knew! Why the hell didn't you help! Oh wait that's right, I can hear the air going through your ears, so everyday activities are too hard and you can't possibly be bothered to email my information over to the other store. WHICH IS ALL YOU FREAKING HAD TO DO FOUR MONTHS AGO!
Also your voice makes my ears bleed.

Bekah- You are an idiot. He gave you a house to live in free of rent, a car, a cell phone, he kissed the ground you walked. So while you were going to school and working at most 30 hours a week. He was working and going to school as well. So you know what, stop talking sh!t behind his back. You had a boyfriend AND a fiance. You look bad not him. SO SHUT UP!

Geesh, you are one lazy-a$$ manager! I mean, seriously.....

Ok, tell me how I can work to get you fired and someone who has a brain cell into your position.

Look you ungrateful little B***h, I saved your dog's life. Don't be so f*****g difficult. i would prefer that you go somewhere else from now on b/c I might hurt you if I have to see you again. And one more thing quit being passive aggressive-that is so annoying.

Yo owners, are you selling the company or not?

No, I don't know where the scanner box is, I never had it. It was opened before the scanner was put into my office. You deal with the bank.

People who don't retire by a certain age should lose their right to not be shot in the face at will by Senusret I.

If you're going to eat lunch at your desk, please don't eat things that smell like an armpit. Thanks.

Why in the hell do I need to work 6 days a week? You only give me twenty hours! I live in BFE so it is just not economically sound to keep doing this. You are stupid.

I get that you think your child is special, but could you please stop harassing us as to when she is going to be moved up to the next class. You are driving us crazy.

Dear boss,

I don't know why you weren't up front as to what my rate of pay would be. Oh, I know.... maybe you thought I wouldn't take the job otherwise. Honestly, have you tried to live on what you are paying me? And why did you act offened when I asked for an advance? It's not like I wanted to, but it was either that or have my lights cut off.

For the love of sanity, will you PLEASE stop listening to your voicemail on your speakerphone? The whole unit does NOT need to hear your messages. And stop slamming your closet door shut. And you do not need to lock every damn drawer in your cubicle when you go to see clients. No one is interested in what's in your cubicle.