Announcer: Introduciiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg !!!!!!!!!!!

Cephus and Reesie singing their latest hit

"I Love You Like My Crush Velvet Pants"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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On another note, why are the soles of his shoes soo thick? Reminds me of those white ones that babies use to wear.

OMG!! YOU REALLY TOOK IT BACK!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


You should really see me and my best friends impersonation of Ceephus and Reesie!

Beyonce and Tina
 

Re: Beyonce and Tina
 

Beyonce under her breath: "Dayum....I can;t feel my toes. I guess I do need a size 11."

Tina under her breath: "I told yo dumb arse!! But that outfit I made for you is simply FABULOUS!!"

Beyonce under her breath: "The HAYLE you say! Acid wash went out in 83. I wasn't even born yet..."

Tina under her breath: "Does Tina have to slap a bish?"

Re: Beyonce and Tina
 

Beyonce *thinking*- Why my Momma dress like this, thinking she still young and err'thang. She look like she need a facelift.

Tina *thinking*- I do need a facelift. But I still look good in these jeans, stank wench!!!

Re: Beyonce and Tina
 

Beyonce (thinking): Can't I do ONE SHOW without her having me wear something from her d@mn clothing line? Nobody cares about this outdated chit - its all about ME!

Tina (thinking): Can't I do ONE SHOW without Beyonce wearing my clothes 2 sizes to small?? I done told that chile 'bout that!

Jay Z
 

Diddy
 

For America's Next Top Model Fans---Mr. and Miss Jay
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...ures/mrj60.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...tures/mrj2.jpg

Jay looks a hot "off the runway" mess. I can't believe HE tells women how to walk and model.

Re: Diddy
 

Don't play like I can't pull off a good Kanye...I look like Ye.. right??? YESSSSSSSSS, y'all can call me 'Kiddy' now. No autographs please.

Re: Re: Diddy
 

Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

Ce' and Z
 

What do you mean that you can't tell where my hair ends and where my vest begins?

Re: Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

Girl: C'mon "Kiddy" you can do it put your back into it!

Kiddy: :o

Re: Re: Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

[hijack] Kiddy ain't got NEAR enuff back........relatively speaking, of course [/hijack]

:D

Re: Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

Diddy: *thinking* I've dealt with big butts before but dang....Jennifer ain't got nothing on her!

Re: Re: Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

http://naturalcausesband.com/images/...leys/rotfl.gif


that was a good one soror!

[hijack]

What's funny is that I don't hesitate to hate any more than anyone else does...What's funnier is that I'm probably the white equivalent of this chick. Great. :rolleyes: Very similar build. But the icing on the cake: Gastric Bypass, December 8... *phew*

[/hijack]

Re: Jay Z
 

I'm the General of hip-hop. Don't f*ck wit' me!!!!!!!!

Dayum, I got caught without make-up. But I'm looking mighty good in winter white. :D

Re: Diddy
 

Dayum I'm sessy. I just wish I could close my mouth...... :p

Re: Re: Diddy
 

Re: Re: Jay Z
 

Re: Ce' and Z
 

Beyonce *thinking*- Oooohhh yeah, we crazy in love. I'm surprised Shawn can pick my big azz up off the floor, as much Popeyes as I ate earlier.......

Shawn *thinking*- Dayum, either girlie's heavy or I need to exercise. Matta a fac', I'm bout to drop her heavy azz off back at the hotel so I can go to the club and get my drank on......

Re: Jay Z
 

Jay-Z: Ay yo y'all Imma take yall back. Ya ready kid?
Audience: Yeah!
(Jay-Z starts dance moves)
Jay-Z: Our love is like a ship on the ohhhhh--shuuunnn
Hype Man: Yeah, Yeah SON! Ship on the ocean, son!

URsher and Nelly
 

Re: URsher and Nelly
 

Nelly: "Ey Nicca....anyone eva tell you dat you look like dude from "The Gods Must Be Crazy?"

Usher: "And did anyone ever tell you that you look like a sexy azz church deacon?"

Diahnn Carrol, Angela Basset and Eric Benet
 

Re: Re: Jay Z
 

I.CAN'T.BREAVE. L.M.A.O.


I'm really sad about the audience and hype man!!

Re: Re: URsher and Nelly
 

Is that gold in Usher's mouth?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Re: URsher and Nelly
 

This is what I meant to quote! (With the teeth)

I may be a little late on this one but.......why are Nelly's bottom teeth so....*flicted*!?!?!:( :eek:

Look's like he got platinum in there!! LOL! (Or maybe tin foil.)

Why does Eric Benet always have that "disheveled" look??:confused:

Re: Diahnn Carrol, Angela Basset and Eric Benet
 

Diahnn: Did he just take my picture without asking?
Angela: Mmmm Hmmmm.
Eric: I'm just happy to get any publicity.