The Doctor is in:

Don't take any deep breaths.

That'll be $45.

Thank you.

The Doctor is out.

You need to bleed yourself to rid your body of evil humors.

Must.Get.This.Off.My.Chest
 

Dear Boyfriend's Roomie,

I was completely sarcastic the other week when I suggested we move in together next month. First of all, I have a roommate. Second, you suck. You are over $15,000 in credit card debt and have already thought of filing bankruptcy at the age of 23. You are in credit card debt because you like to spend your minimum wage salary on designer clothing, designer bedding, expensive electronics that you never use and other frivolous expenses. I would never move in with someone that could potentially not afford to pay the rent at the end of the month. On top of it, you like to bring your random girl of the week home with you at 2am (the ones you meet at the skeezy bar you work at) where you proceed to have loud sex and scream back and forth with her until 5am. I have to be up for work at 7am. You then get all upset because now you can't find a roommate and you can't figure out what to do. Not my problem. Yeah, maybe I'd move in with you....if I were a masochist.

I will never again allow my husband to make travel arrangements.

He and I are flying out tomorrow for a week away. We have to change planes at O'hare. We have 56 minutes to make our outbound connection and 46 minutes to make the return connection. Did I mention the flights are in different TERMINALS which I'm pretty sure means we will have to go through security again!

Vegas is putting the odds at 20 to 1 against aephi alum making her connecting flight.

:mad:

$45! It's only $25 per visit a doctor gets here.

Anyway, that stupid pain is back. It's very random. I think it might be stress. My eye twitches when I'm stressed. Very annoying.

Sorbitol sucks.

I think you should be safe - last year when I changed planes in Detroit I only had 20 minutes and I was on opposite ends of the airport - I made it with 5 to spare. I know it's not quite as big as O'Hare but I have faith in your travelling abilities.

Hmm.. I've never flown through O'Hare, but if it's anything like DFW -- GOOD LUCK!

My favorite airport is Atlanta, though. I think they have the right idea with the MARTA system connecting the terminals.

I hate that I have a test at 11, lunch with a recruit at 12, work from 1-5, and a MILLION things to make, arrange, and distribute before our retreat tonight!!

but that's life in the fast lane...:eek:

I had to change terminals on my last flight out of Ohare and I didn't need to go through security again... as long as you stay out of the "public" areas you'll be fine.

Is there any chane that you could arrange for one of those golf-cart type things to pick you up? They're kind of dorky, but they're there for people with very short connection times or the handicapped... I'm sure if you asked a stewardess they could arrange one. I'd rather be dorky than stranded :)

I want to just make a random complaint.

I hate it when people on here talk about their girlfriends or boyfriends and use a Mr. or Ms. - like me saying Ms. Rudey. Just say girlfriend or boyfriend. The cuteness wore off. I know it's just me that thinks that but I had to say it.

-Rudey

There's a thought... although I can probably run faster than those carts go, especially since pedestrians seem to like walking v-e-r-y-s-l-o-w-l-y in front of the carts, ignoring the BEEP BEEP BEEP from the cart and the driver's requests for them to get out of the way... those carts should be equipped with cow catchers :p

From now on I'm calling you Mr. Lil' Hannah

-Lil' Hannah
--Because I LUB YOU

Spousal abuse!

-Rudey

I hate it when you're sharing the love of p4t and the server goes down.

The Doctor is in:

That's one of the benefits of not having socialized medicine.

You get to pay more.

The Doctor is out.

I was wondering what you were trying to post... hah :)

Now I just look like the short bus broke down. :(

I wish they had separate painted lanes just for those carts. They were maniacs in Minneapolis, and they are crazy in SeaTac as well. Most people aren't paying attention, but for those of us who are, it'd be easy to stay out of that area. I also didn't understand why in the Mpls/StPaul airport that the recorded voice that notifies you the moving sidewalk is ending, is a british woman. So strange.

Lights out on Division Street.

-Rudey

I think ohare is easier t deal with than DFW. At least in Ohare you can generally see where you are going. At DFW its just that damn curved wall and yet another gate.

I agree. All of the major airports can be a pain if you have a tight connection, though.

Dear Lance Armstrong: I am happy that you beat cancer and admire the courage you've shown.

However, that does not give you license to be on every damn channel except the Style Network. Shut the f@#k up.

My little sis came to visit yesterday but she's left already. I miss her. Now it's back to the reality of work and moving stress...ugh.

there's no reason to be rude at any time...
i don't really care what your issue is. attack it like a grown up.
i'm tired of petty.....

I have a headache and my computer is too slow. Also, the program I use at work is buggered so it's taking extra long.

Stalker McStalkerson
 

Dear Stalker,
Even though I told you to go away and leave me alone, I still catch you looking in my windows when you walk by. You also do the same to my neighbor. Did she not mention she has a medal for expert marksmanship? She got that when she was in the service. I believe she is looking into a concealed carry permit. I notice you peeking out your windows when I pull up in my car, and somehow within minutes of me coming home, you're knocking on my door. The young men in my life do not appreciate that. They do appreciate fisticuffs.

If my porch light is off, that is a good indication to not knock on my door. Especially since it is after 10. Do you think it is random chance that you happen to always walk by me in the library every time I go there, even though I vary when I go and where I sit? Why did you show up at the golf course? You don't play golf, no reason to be at the driving range. Do you not think in a battle between you and a golf club, you would lose? Oh did I forget to mention I got an A in pistol marksmanship when I attended school in Alaska? I also am handy with rifles and shotguns as well. A nice young man I know will leave his firearms here if he goes out of town, since he doesn't want them left alone in his apartment until he gets a gun cabinet.

Why do you follow women to their homes? How do I know you do this? It is a SMALL TOWN, and an even smaller University, even moreso in the summer. I know of at least three women, that don't live in my building, that you have followed, bothered, and harassed. You make them uncomfortable when you follow them, when you look in their windows, when you STALK them at their jobs. I've talked to all my neighbors. The ones not being bothered by you are well aware of your behavior, and they keep track of it.

We've made a list of all the times, dates, and incidents we've had with you. Since you're a student, we can, and will take this to the Dean's office. If a protective or restraining order is needed, you have problems. You'll have to move, and you'll have difficulties attending classes as we're all over campus all the time. If you're unable to attend school, you have a huge problem. Your student visa will be revoked. In this post 9/11 world don't think for a second our country won't deport your ass. The United States of America does not take kindly to having young female citizens bothered. You wouldn't be the first student from this University to be deported. Maybe where you're from it is okay to follow women, look in their windows, bother them, and make unwanted touches, however you are not in your country. You're in ours.

aurora_borealis

P.S. I don't know karate, but I know CRAZY!

Wow...that's creeptastic!

Yeah, my friend's friend (who doesn't live here) invited him to the 4th of July festivities. He followed me home and knocked on my door that night. Next day he came by THREE times when I was home, and I didn't answer the door. One time he knocked for over five minutes. A girl in my old building has been bothered by him a lot (she is very shy and nonconfrontational, so she hasn't told him to f-off and die yet), and didn't want to come visit her friends because he could bother her. My neighbors told her to just knock on their doors if she ever feels unsafe, or if she wants an escort. We have lots of nice people who take issue with young women being harassed. (Yay for the loads of off campus fraternity men that don't like creeps)

We figured we had to go to the Dean, because even if he stopped bothering us, he just moves on to a new target. Also perhaps with the cultural difference, he may not listen to any authority figure, but a man.

My random complaint is I can't seem to find single girls to hit on me. I always get the girls who are dating someone, has a boyfriend, fiance and a couple who had a husband hit on me& kiss me&whatnot, but never a single one. Why is that? Do I just attract girls who are taken or what?

Just so you know, I find out about them not being single after the fact so I'm not some guy who hooks up with girls who are taken on purpose.

Just my random complaint.
-Mark

hey baby, what's your sign? and would you let me drink alcohol from your pants?

Hey, you there in the parking lot. It is 6:15 am.

TURN DOWN YOUR CAR STEREO.

There is no need for "Wipeout" by The Fat Boys at this time in the morning.


P.S. It was raining yesterday neighbors, your sprinklers being on was redundant. Also can you have it not spray on my front door?

It's not friday.

I woke up with an erection this morning and a distinct memory of a dream I had involving a DG.

Dear Mr. Director,

Instead of bitching about what the actors are doing on stage, try giving them some DIRECTION!! Now there's an idea!! We have good people who actually are very directable, but they can't read your mind! Jeez!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh my ovaries!!! :(

when ex boyfriends send text messages at 1245 am!

So, it's not supposed tor ain this weekend...which is good.

The bad news is it's only supposed to be 22 on saturday and 23 on sunday. Not exactly great beach weather.

Why??? Well I'm still going swimming. I didn't buy a new bathing suit for nothing.

I have another complaint...

What's up with airmiles?? At the drugstore it says they give one airmile for every 10 dollars spent. I just spent $61 so how come I only I only got 5 airmiles???

Why am I all of a sudden thinking about ex-miss-cashmoney? :mad: :mad: :mad:

mu_agd
 

I'm a taurus and I don't know if I'd let you drink alcohol from my pants b/c 1]I'm not easy and 2]you might embarass me and order a "Jack&pop"