The Penis song
 

Are you cute?

-Rudey
--I've got the coolest signature style

My boyfriend was telling me about a time in college when he was having sex for the first time with a particular girl (not the first time ever, just with her). Well, they did their thing missionary, and when he pulled out the condom had broken. He was so sorry and freaking out and she kept telling him not to worry about it. And he thought maybe she was on the pill or something and then she said, "Um, don't you know which hole you were in?" :eek:

It was his first anal experience, but the point is, her rear was SO streched out he didn't know he wasn't sticking it in her va***a (sorry, just can't type that word out!!!). Who would have sex for the first time with someone and just let them stick it there like it's as normal as kissing?!?

Needless to say, this story has not made me want to attempt this act at all. And he wonders why I won't give it up like that?!?!?! ICK!!!!

*JAW DROP*

Oh HAYLE naw! That chick was hooch-deluxe! And also LOL cause he didn't know which hole he was in!! LOLOL!! :D

Total hooch! Needless to say he didn't go out with her again!

And yes, he was a little naive!!! He went to college when he was 16, so he wasn't too experienced yet...:rolleyes:

Ok, I've got a question that maybe you guys can answer and help to quell a debate. One of my friends swears that the first time he had sex was with his current girlfriend. But he was fooling around with a girl he was seeing before the current girlfriend and she grabbed him and slipped it in her. He pulled it right back out and says that means he's still a virgin. Some of us, including his girlfriend, think it doesn't, what's you're call?

I would say that he's not a virgin. But why does he care?

I don't know how much he really cares, it's just a constant argument we have. He still stands by him being a virgin though.

Better question.

Is someone who engages in butt sex still a virgin? This is if they haven't had vaginal sex. Someone on my campus is more than willing to have butt sex, but claims she is still a virgin because she has never had vaginal sex.

Whether she's a virgin or not, I'd say she's a little goofy.

She is one of the weirdest girls I know. Notice that I didn't call her a friend. She thinks she is still a virgin.

OKay, this sounds so funny, but LXA1048 I know tons of people like that. I think they are all Catholic (which I am too, but at least I am honest about my actions!). They feel like since they dont do it that way they still have the right to call themselves virgins but relaly it is like GROSS!! My exboyfriend's roommate had a girlfriend like that. Everyone used to ask how he liked his SH*$ PU$$Y needless to say, he should have kept his mouth shut about what they were doing.

I have a "virgin" friend who used dildos with her boyfriend. But it wasn't a flesh and blood penis, so she thinks it doesn't count...:confused:

Both sides have said the results of oral sex taste bad. Here is the problem solver for both sexes!

http://www.sweetrelease.com

Okay...I say if your hymen is broke, you are no longer a virgin! I think there is imaginary booty hymen, therefore if ANY penetration occurs in the booty, you are no longer a virgin. PENETRATION = NO MO' VIRGINITY.

Now, new question, for those who think that the bar can't be raised, lol.

Period? Do it while on? Wait til off? Both guys and girls...what's up?

Period time... sex, yes... guy going down, no.

Funny stuff..

http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm

That was some funny shit, especially when I realized its a real product!!!

about the sweet release, i found this funny:

Sweet Release™ urges common sense caution: protect yourself and your partner from sexually transmitted disease

:rolleyes: Come one man, how are you going to taste the ripe citrus if your man has a condom on or your woman has saran wrap on her uh-uh.

Oh, the irony (or like usual I've missed something)

Pre-Period, Post-Period, During-Period Its all good to me. :D

Anytime anyplace . . .

'Sides, isn't it true that ordinary water will Part The Red Sea? Stop the Flow?

Damn, what a scary thought, maybe that is what the Story of Moses really means but we are taught different because of a bad translation.

But Wait!

That doesn't work. Why would That Red Sea flowing again kill the Pharoh and all his soldiers?

Oh well, I'll have to find some biblical scholar.

Also, on a side note:

Isn't it a Rite of Passage for men to earn their "Red Wings"?

Think cat whiskers for meaning and a visual.

So if you don't let the poor guy do it . . . he fails to accomplish a benchmark in life . . . selfish women ;) .

So don't feel bad about it! you are doing hima favor . . . :)

I must ask- what position is the italian chandelier?

I thought it knew a lot.... geez some of you people are sick :p

OK, whoever said you're not a virgin once your hymen is broken...

That means I lost mine when I was 6 and fell on a fence post and tore the thing up to shit.

:rolleyes:

Virginity is lost with penile to vaginal penetration, technically. However, I think virginity is really an objective thing nowadays with the whole anal vs oral vs vaginal vs dildo debate.

Also, no sex on my period. No way. I feel too gross.

ew ew ew ew ewwwwww - every guy i know would kick your butt for even suggesting that - and most girls wouldn't go there either

How odd, almost every girl I have ever met have gone there at least once . . . :D

Although they might not admit it . . .

But you are from the relatively uptight midwest aren't you? ;)

Yizuck
 

Dude, what you're saying is sick. I don't know anyone that has earned their red wings and any girl that would do that either.

And, damn, I know girls that would do just about everything. I do know a lot of people that just slap on a jimmy hat and hit it if they're really horny but even that isn't something a lot of people do.

-Rudey
--Totally grossed out now.

Comment... our hormones are higher when we are having our period, so our bodies WANT to hit it. Also, physical exertion helps reduce cramps... For you girls that are hesitant... think about it, it's not a bad idea. Trust me.

I consider myself to be at least a little bit of a freak, but even I am never in the mood when it's that time of the month.

PEarl Necklace . . .

Are those Anal Beads guys? You know, you stick a string of anal beads up the backpassage and at the moment of orgasm you pull them out one by one?

Some people supposedly walk around with them inside of them all day .. . .

She's right, have a guy go down on you during your period and give you an orgasm, I guarentee that you will have most negative period symptoms go away :D.

Or your money back . . .

No James, you got it (pearl necklace) all wrong, lol. Clearly you don't watch SATC, lol.

As for the period thing, hey do it in the shower...yes, the water does part the red sea.

And I didn't mean that if the hymen is broken PERIOD you lost your virginity, I meant if it is broken during a sexual act. Cuz most girls DO fall off their bikes at one time or another, lol.

I seriously doubt I would let a guy go down during Auntie Flo's visit. Ugh. That just seems gross.

James, pretty knowledgable about the anal beads, huh. ;)

Dude, that is some sick sh#*
I hope you are joking, because if you eat at the "Y" during lasagna week i'm revoking all of your cool points.

see and i GIVE James cool points for "going there."

there's something pretty sexy about a guy who's not grossed out about anything a woman's body does naturally. :)

lol, I don't get grossed out about a woman's body going through the cycle, but you wouldn't catch my mouth anywhere near the southern border during that time. It just isn't appealing to me at all....

P.S. You have not been authorized to distribute cool points! Well, maybe just this once....... :)

eeeeeeeeeeewww

librasoul22 whyyyyy did you bring htis up? ewww girl ewww!

I am not from the midwest nor am I particularly uptight but I give this notion a hell naw.

There's this really nifty new product called Instead. It's not a tampon, but more like, well... a plug. It's the same concept as a diaphragm (though not to be used for birth control). You put it in and you can leave it for up to twelve hours. Throw it in, take a shower and "clean up" and nobody'll be the wiser.

That's got nothing to do with whether a woman is in the mood during that week or so. I know if I were sitting there eating chocolate, feeling bloated, and taking Midol every four hours for cramps, and a guy started coming on to me, I'd tell him to screw off in no uncertain terms. You've got to be kidding. But if a woman wants to get her groove on and the timing's not perfect, there are definitely options.

uh yeah... thats why when i have my period and cramps - i go to the gym and work my butt off.

i won't even put my finger in my mouth when i ge a paper cut and bleed a little - no way in hell i would want or let a guy down there while bleeding. ew ew ewww.

that doesn't mean i'm not up for "fun time" during my crappy week - it just means more fun for him.

I agree with amycat - very sexy when a man takes all of you.

And I know (from experience - sorry, TMI???) the pill makes many women's periods very short and realatively non-messy. Never have a problem with sex at that time. The other act, well, maybe the guy has to alter his "approach and stay above a certain point...but it can be done gross-out free!!!

I guess I'm not as conservative as I thought. :)