At least in Essence or People, considering that they were all up in both of those magazines when they got married.

It's not like they went into hiding like TomKat. They have been seen all over the place and there has not been any signs of this child. No bottle, no stroller, no rattle, NO NOTHING.

Dear Assistant Manager of my apartment complex,

You know you're wrong! How are you going to send a person a letter saying that they have pets in their apartment, but then not be in the office when folks need to call you out on your foolishness?

I understand you're new and everything,but if you're going to accuse folks of stuff, the least you can do is be in the office.

So Monday, you can expect an phone call from me so we can have a nice chat.

love,

me

p.s. you better not call in sick that day either

Dear Girlfriend,

Thanks for having my daughter over for a sleep over last night. You were the first person I trusted with my oldest baby for an overnight.

I truly appreciate you stepping out on a limb and having 8 loud, noisy, giggly girls over to your new house.

I will return the favor, because I appreciate the beginning experience of sisterhood that you encouraged in all the daughters who were at your home.

Thanks!

Dear Cousin,

It was cool to see you at auntie's birthday party last night, evidently its been awhile and things change rapidly in your life.

What were you thinking when you brought Ms. Tramp Stamp and introduced her as your fiance?

True mood killa, since we all had known Ms. Microsoft for the past 4 years and had been waiting for a sign from heaven that you realized she was THE ONE.

I mean come on, Ms. Microsoft was just at Nana's house for the MLK day chicken and waffle dinner.

Where in the hell did you find Ms. Tramp Stamp and within 60 days decide SHE was the one?

Please don't give Ms. Tramp Stamp my address. I am not ready to come to any bridal showers for her. Not sure what to give her; a gift certificate to Ink and More, perhaps?

Still Love you,

Your Cousin

Dear Trifling So-and-So,

I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me VOMIT. You're the scuuuum between my toes.

Love,
CG

Dear All on GC,

Hello, I have not been on here in a while! *BIG HUGS to CT4, FLKING* Please read my blog at:

http://cabrylbreotti.blogspot.com

I had a chance to interview RAHEEM DEVAUGHN!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!! and write a review on the Jill Scott Concert. I know have a chance to update on my blog daily. And post on GC daily.


*ALSO HUGS TO ALL*

Dear CG,

I need you not to have scum between your toes.

Signed,

MD :p

Dear MD,

I don't no more!!!


CG :p

Dear Cousin,

How are you gonna roll all the way from Milwaukee to Atlanta with your wife and 2 kids and call me at 10:30 at night saying "I am at a gas station, I am in the ATL, can you pick us up?"

I reallly didn't mind you staying at my house for one night (seeing that you didn't let me know you were coming or anything), but I am sorry, you can't stay with me for an ENTIRE WEEK and expect me to show you around the ATL! I have a JOB! Next time you want to come to Atlanta and get the red carpet treatment, CALL ME AHEAD OF TIME!!!

Thanks,

Mystique

Dear GCLS (AKA former employer),

I miss ya'll so much. I could have been sitting at home, reading the new Eric Jerome Dickey book and would have already read the new Pearl Cleage book. Instead, I am #19 on a list for the EDJ book and #17 on the other, because it takes forever for the CCPL to get the book. And I didn't have to fill out a form and wait approval to order a new book. All I have to do was say "can ya'll order this?" Now since I'm back in Charleston, I guess I have to wait. :( :(

Dear ABC Family,

Ya'll need to hurry up and post last night's episode of Greek.

Signed,
JB13

Dear Suzanne Malveaux (of CNN),

When the presidential capaigns hit Ohio -- or anywhere nearby, for that matter -- if you need a place to stay, holla at me. It doesn't matter whose campaign you're covering, Obama's or McCain's, get at me. ...Hang out, and you can pocket all that CNN per diem. I got you covered.

For you, I would verry, verry verry much like to be the Voice of America. I know looking at you, errr, I mean, talking with you can help me put it all in perspective. We can go one-on-one, 60 Minutes-style, whatever interview style you want. Together, your beautiful questions and my answers, we can figure this thang out, we can truly find a way to make America a better place. :)

Yours in journalistic solidarity and manly appreciation,
TB06

My darling princess daughter:

You'd better go, with your smart self!!http://smilieshq.com/smilies/party0011.gif First you make the Honor Roll AND get a certificate for bringing your grades up. THEN you call me and tell me you got 105% on your spelling test!! Mommy is SOOOOOOOOO proud of you!!! http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/happy0065.gifI love hearing the pride and accomplishment in your voice when you tell me about your good school work. Keep this up and I may have to sneak around Daddy and get you a cell phone, I don't care what he says. :p But keep that between you and me. *wink*

I love you to the end of the universe and beyond,

(Queen) Mommy

Dear Usher,

Thanks for making a public appearance with your child. People were starting to wonder if you were pulling a TomKat. BTW, do better on the video. It's a combo of some of your others.

Dear AMC,

BOO for closing Citadel AND Northwoods theaters!!!! :mad: Not everyone wants to go to Regal and be under chaos with 50 million people there. And when I see a black movie, I don't want to deal with Bomquisha and 50 member of her family, running around and talking during the movie. I go there for THE PEACE AND QUIET. I better just continue waiting until it comes out on DVD and watching the movie at home. It's bad enough that you joined the ranks of Ultravision, Aviation and the dollar theater closing. :( :mad:

Signed,
JB13

Dear Little Nutcase,

I'll be danged if I'm gonna let a 19 year old cuss me out, call me stupid, then tell me I need to learn what respect means if I want some. HEEEEEELL TO THE NAW, if I could only get a hold of your neck I'd teach you what respect means and what the Bible says will happen if you don't give it to your elders. It may only be 3 years difference, but baby if you talk to me like that again, your head and your behind will make a deal to speak to me correctly and be fully able to shake on it.

CG

Dear Wonderful, Gorgeous, Amazing Husband of Mine:

I love you, lawd knows I do…. But don’t ever ever ever eeeeeeeeeeeever say to me or anyone else again that you figured you didn’t need to file state taxes since you didn’t owe them and they didn’t owe you. :rolleyes::confused: That's why we're paying somebody to do our taxes next year, pal. :cool: