Clorox Disinfecting Wipes- If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie Wipe the Seatie

Sharpie Pens

When you want to write your kids' names in their clothes and get high at the same time.

Auntie Anne's pretzels

When regular ol' cheap pretzels won't do...



Underarmor

Underarmour - makes you at least look like you work out.



Waterford

They're expensive, you'll never use them, and they'll just sit there collecting dust. But you'll register for them because your bossy mother-in-law insists every newlywed needs a 14-piece set of crystal.

SOPi.....you broke the game....



Bose

What's the point of annoying other drivers with TVs in headrests without speakers that can annoy them, too?


Tuna Helper

When you absolutely have no other food in the house but a freakin' can a tuna.


Solo cups

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Solo cups: Nothing screams "I'm desperately trying to re-live my college days" like red solo cups.

The Magic Bullet

Small blender for your studio apartment.


Blackberry

Blackberry: You will never, ever have another free or private moment to yourself. Ever.


Nutrisystem

You get 7 days free if you pay for 8923 days up front!!! What a DEAL!!!

George Foreman Grill

a flavorless burger is a healthy burger!



Speedo

For the man who's in true denial about his body.






Wonderbra.

For the woman who's in true denial about her body.

UGG boots.