I am deeply offended by this part of your post.

First, I don't know what OMGWTFBBQ means so that pisses me off for no reason...and then you're threatening to report KLPDaisy, which makes me pissed off on behalf of KLPDaisy.

Don't try to speak for KLPDaisy, are you her? I think....NOT. Or wait, maybe you are. Maybe your a sockpuppet, and your just trying to cause drama. I mean, I know you might have 2500 posts, but still! You could have gotten them all by posting bs, and i know about posting bs b/c after I was a salon investigative reporter, I was a bullshit detector.

Oh yeah....your REPORTED. Or should I say "sued?" You totally ruined my reputation, and for that i'm going to want you to pay me 35 bajillion dollars, and i don't care if you can pay, because its just for the "principle" of the thing.

Can someone please sponser me to get into a salon? :( I need to fulfill this void in my life.

.. and head.

Okay, that is the most selfish thing I have EVER heard! How dare you come on here & make fun of me & my hairternal sisters on our journey by talking about all your naturally curly hair. I don't give two twinkies about your curly hair & you are totally insensitive to even mention it. :mad:

texas*princess - welcome to our journey, my hairternal sister. I am proud to have you along the way. I think greekalum & Xylochick will both be able to help you - they have given me a lot of inspiration (greekalum is SO going to get me in with JimBob's OMG!!!!11!!!eleventy1! I just know she can help you too!! My cousin Hickey says you gotta have people you can depend on & that in this world, nothing is for certain except drinking beer on Sunday's watching the race, and cheating the IRS out of taxes. I am so inspired by his words - maybe I can get you & him hooked up together or something. He is a real nice looking guy & you hardly notice how messed up his head looks where the metal plates were put in. Plus he doesn't dip anymore - well, not in bed he says.

Same here. Thank GOODNESS hair transplants are rare at my salon.

I think they're very rare at my salon. I've never seen anyone at my salon who needs a hair transplant, either. I just don't think I need a hair transplant yet. What do I do if I think I might need one in the future?

Maybe everyone at my salon already had a hair transplant, and that's why I haven't noticed? Maybe they are just letting me go there because they feel bad for me and my natural hair? I'm so confused!

ariesrising - I shouldn't have to tell you why I feel I am good enough to deserve a hair transplant. That's between me & the salon(s) that I pursue.

AXO Alum - thank you so much for your information!

I'm so excited!

I've been in contact with 3 hair salons. I know discretion is the key, so I will name them after the Muppet Babies.

* Kermit - I really loved the commercial I saw on TV from Kermit. It looked very professional. They are obviously an elite salon, so I am going to definitely sell myself to become a client here.
* Miss Piggy - There was a branch of Miss Piggy at my last place of residence. They were always nice & welcoming so hopefully they will welcome me into their salon!
* Gonzo - I don't know a lot about Gonzo yet, but I hope my (future) sponser will give me more information as I can only get the basics from their website. They look like a great group of stylists.

Wish me luck!!! OMG I'm so excited!!!

If this is the *same* salon that I am thinking it may be, you can forget it! Thanks to KLPDaisy & ZTAngel, they have been notified that we are "shopping" for a salon that will fulfill our dreams & our lifelong journey as a PNHT client. So you can thank them for being so selfish & trying to stop our dreams from coming true. :( :mad: :rolleyes: :eek:

So it's been a few hours and I still haven't heard anything yet.

Should I follow-up? How much follow-up is too much?

AXO Alum- I'm sad because I think that might be why Kermit hasn't called me back :(

Texas-even though I don't know you personally and have expressed distaste with this thread previously, I will be happy to sponsor you for HT with my salon. I just like how pretty your name looks and my dyslexic mind thinks that you should have a beautiful mane to go with that name!

You're welcome.

I told you - spam 'em all, ....er, rather let all of them know with all certainty that you are interested and available. How in the world will they know if you don't remind them humpty-million times? Hope this helps.

;)

It would be much classier to spell out the words "Thank You" in your own hair.

OMG - how awesome would that be! They would HAVE to know how serious you are if you use your own sparse hair to spell out a message.

Thanks so much for all the tips my fellow hairternal sisters!!!

Here's an update!

*Kermit - still no word. I think it might be because they are elite, but I'm going to call every branch in the area to find a sponser and maybe that will help with the process.

* Miss Piggy - I got a call back, but I was away from my phone and they didn't leave a message, so I'm going to send them a thank you card for calling me and call back again

* Gonzo - one of my fantastic hairternal sisters has agreed to help me with this particular salon. I'm especially excited because I think this one might be the one!!! But I need to make sure this the the eternal home for my hair so I will still be in contact with Miss Piggy and Kermit until I know more.

I'll keep you updated! OMG!